Aksu
May 30, 2024, 9:20am
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-dary? Wait, what?!
The Legends are back already?
It turns out these guys might be legendary Heroes of the arena about whom tales are told and songs are sung, but they’re a bit clueless outside the comforting surrounds of their watering hole/gladiatorial arena.
Excited for their big getaway, our motley Legends shut up their tavern, put the newspaper delivery on hold, and set out on their travels. Unfortunately, their odyssey came to a swift and humiliating end in the tavern of departures lounge.
Big on brawn and short on brains, the Legends got deep in their cups and walked straight into the sights of a trickster. Our gullible goliaths promptly lost their travel tickets and holiday fund in a game of chance, and had no choice but to slink home with their tails between their legs and their faces red from shame, and ale.
So our mighty warriors have to go straight back to work to keep themselves fed and fighting fit. If you have any spare Legends Coins, the Tavern is back open for the summer with the familiar band of bruisers holding down the fort. Hang out this summer at the bar where you know everybody’s name!
What the heck does any of this mean? Is the break cancelled? Will Tavern go on break after this one that was scheduled accidentally? Or was this the actual break and the plan all along?
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