Looking for a home for the new year

[Dickens]

So I’ve decided to join up with some team for the new year. This post will describe what I looking for in a team. If I’ve been on your team before, you will get a bump up in the eventual choice category!

I DO NOT SPEND A CENT ON THIS GAME, so no team gem or items deals, etc from me.

I’m a VERY relaxed type player who is looking for the following -

I’m a sarcastic & vulgar person so if I chat, I rarely say anything proper or good natured. If you got thin skin or are easily offended, I’m not the type of person you want.

I don’t talk politics so if you have conversations regarding anything political, consider me not interested in your team and if I see it, I will leave no questions asked (even in middle of a war!) Politics destroys teams and I don’t need that garbage.

No outside app required (no line or discord) as I have no use to be in them for communication on strategy or sharing pics or videos or anything game related.

No war participation requirements. I will likely join some wars for PoA stuff but I don’t want required tank colors or even rotating colors, only hitting certain targets, assigned times to use flags, getting angry if I double tap an enemy, etc. I want FFA. I’m a seasoned player so I do what my teams are capable of and will do my best but I don’t need to deal with people complaining because I didn’t hit a 7500+ team when all I got left is a 6k 3-2. If I don’t think I can kill it, I’ll leave it for someone else.

Regarding titans, I’ll do my 1-3 hits and usually leave it to others. I don’t want a kill by certain time requirement or a need to chain titans. I’ll flask if it’s close on time but I don’t want a kill every titan with 12 hours left or less garbage. I usually don’t bother with harpoons and I run a mono purple titan team on everything except rare purples. I usually average 100-200k hits and I really don’t care what loot grade I get. It’s for PoA tasks mainly.

If I’m in wars, I’ll use all my flags and I will hit the titans usually in late a.m. or early afternoon.

No cup requirements as I sometimes do defenses like mono yellow to help others in PoA tasks so my cups drop drastically during those times. I don’t run my top team in tower defense. I try to stay around 2400 cups so I use a team that keeps me around there.

I usually only log in once a day as well.

Make your sales pitch and likely by end of next week I’ll pick someone.

Remember I’m a VERY casual player so don’t expect me to do much outside of use flags if I’m in wars and at least 1 or 2 per titan. Talking in game will be minimal as well but I will do my part to help the team.

Below are my teams and troops

[GrievousAngel]

Gummi Bear Ninjas would be happy to have you - as long as your vulgar comments aren’t directed at teammates. We’ve been around for years. We win more wars than we lose. We’re killing 11 star Titans now - with approximately 7 players responsible for the damage.

Our only requirement is that you use your flags if opted into war. We’d love you to help with Titans and Alliance Quests as well - but no requirements for either.

Some of us like to chat and joke. Some of us use Discord. But if you never say a word anywhere, we’ll all be fine with that.

Everyone who is active will be made elder or better.

We’ve only ever kicked people for inactivity of greater than a month - or for disparaging other members. We want drama free freedom and fun.

I’m Grievous Angel in game.

And for anyone else looking at this - I’m Wildebeest8 on Discord. I’d be happy to chat there.

[L33tVortex]

Well, if you are an active casual player, as you say, you’re welcome to stop by Dragon Cohort TMA. We don’t care about your cups. Wars are FFA with best defenses, use your flags, and just try your best, win, or lose, we do it together. For titans, no expectations for item usage, everyone gets a bite or 4hrs before the kill. We are a bunch of players who just want to play the game without pressure. Not sure about the vulgar conversations part but we are all adults and familiar with humor
Best of luck wherever you decide to land!

[BatFromHel]

Well, holy ******* for a casual player you do have something to offer. We are simply 6 casual players, eventually talking German and you would be by far the strongest Player, so we won’t really appeal to you, but if you ever look for rest amidst a friendly crowd, just call. Hope you have fun! I think your new alliance will really profit!!!

[BatFromHel]

Edit: For everyone wondering about your conversational skills, I can confirm that I found you a fun, fair and decent person at all times; but I confess I love sarcasm

[TTT]

@BigJimCamper - check this out

[Lisa_R]

Having fun that’s all…we’re a small Alliance just having fun. No pressure on any members. Play as you please, hit what you want & no discord or such used. We’re open if you want to check us out.

[Gartenerbsen]

Hello @Dickens ! You can test us WhatTheWhat for a while. Nearly everything you write matches well. As to vulgarity: I guess depends on the level of it… we are usually b***ching about RNG during wars, but otherwise, it seems to me none of us takes the game so seriously that it’s worth serious cussing.

About us:

• Chaining 14* titans. No rule there, hit at your discretion.
• Wars are optional, the only requirement is to use your flags if you opt in, but you can opt in and out as you want. We do have a tank color (purple) for any other war type than rush (in rush, you use what you think best), but I hope it’s not forbidding for you. You do have options for a purple tank that fits our war level! We have no other rule, FFA as you wish.
• As for unused flags, we have a procedure to punish them. It’s not an immediate kick (we all know there is real life), but if it happens regularly, it ends with a kick.
• No cup requirement. We do have a limit of 1000 for joining, but we drop it if a well-matched gamer wants to join. Otherwise, we all cup drop.
• We have the full range from silent to chatty. You’ll fit right in
• We are now 24 persons, very international. A large part of the FTP rebellion thread is there: @sleepyhead , @Steve1 , @Muchacho , @Axiom4 and others (sorry if I forgot anyone!)

If you like, come for a test run to see how you feel!

[Steve1]

To add to Gart, I personally love the smell of sarcasm in the morning!

[Muchacho]

I got tagged. I’m Muchacho.

[Jarod2024]

Hi we are Loyalty United our Motto is B free 2 B U
Some are talkative others are not
We are about 70 days old
I talk the most so we can have some fun
I try & tone myself down depending on my mood ,I proud to say I got around the game censure police ,when they dudnt display the word viagra nor sexpills ,i came up with whiagra to get it up also being creative and say that was a faeces war ,its fun of course im the only out of control one and wouldnt mind a coupling ,come check us out we 6 members of various strengths, we come alive war time we are not prescriptive ,titans are optional so is war ,we understand that real live comes first ,the game third ,the family second , we ask only loyalty & commitment, oh yeah i have verbal diarrhea sometimes just so that we not like a morgue & we different timezones , u will be very welcome, i for one is an acquired taste ,my alliance members tolerate me ,they straightlaced , i suspect at least some laugh at me ■■■■ / feaces other times i talk commonsense or nonsense, i would like to meet u because u sound interesting, i didnt look at your teams ,we dont discriminatie, we are EASY BUT NOT CHEAP ,cheers

[Dickens]

I’ll go through the posts tomorrow & tuesday and make a decision by wednesday.

We can give a mutual trial run for the remainder of the week and if either party is not good with the situation, I’ll pop out after the next weekend war, no questions asked and no hard feelings.

Btw I’ve seen a few people mention the vulgarities and my vulgar comments are 99.99999% directed at the game itself but I use VERY colorful language in doing so. The remaining % is at myself for doing something stupid that I should have known better not to do or forget.

[L33tVortex]

@Dickens

my vulgar comments are 99.99999% directed at the game itself but I use VERY colorful language in doing so. The remaining % is at myself for doing something stupid that I should have known better not to do or forget.

Sounds like you’ll fit in almost everywhere!

[Miahd21]

Freeriders is always looking for surly characters, our cup requirement is more a guide line and our only thing is if opted in for war use those rags otherwise come and go as you please and slap atitan on the rear ad
As you go

[Lisa_R]

You sound like me. I often give the other members a good laugh at me. I have been playing so long I frequently forget stuff & give myself a good cussing. Censor has fun trying to keep up with me but I have learnt many ways to get round it.

[Dickens]

I’d like to give you guys a spin on the E&P alliance wheel and see how it goes. Seems about as laid back about this game as I am but still want to help the team out without going crazy. As for the chaining, I’ll give a shot as long as there are no minimums. Like I said, I log in once a day to collect, level and do whatever I can/want in quests & PoA, flag usage, etc.

Just let me know when popping in works for you & thanks.

[empcr5247]

Hi Dickens! I know that many alliances have reached out to you, but I feel I should throw my hat in the ring. I belong to an alliance called Gay…er LGBTQ Gaymer. It is a smaller allience, but we are tough. We are not strict about participating in war or titans; be we are a caring and supportive community which is non-political, and about much more than LGBTQ issues. We are a growing community, and would love to grow with you!

[Gartenerbsen]

Sure you are welcome (actually you are already there, but I started to read the chat backwards, so I am late to welcome you there ).

[Dickens]

Just updating this as I picked out a team to try out. Basically see if they hate me after a few days for the boot to the rear.

If all goes well I’ll tag a mod to close this next week. If not, I’ll give another team a chance.

Thanks to everyone for the posts and offers as well.

[BatFromHel]

Hope you guys have fun together. Seems like a great fit from Here.