You know you've been playing Empires too much when

when you constantly carry a powerbank with you because your battery level is always low

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When you start a petition to free the pandas in the zoo, because dang it, they’re awesome warriors and don’t deserve to be caged like that!

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Except Hu Tao… he’s too slow to survive in the wild.

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You read some ancient necro’d thread and think ‘what idiot wrote that? …oh it was me’.

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When this is your current cell phone background.
So practical!

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That is such a good idea!!

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gosh :rofl: I hope you still find your apps icon easily.

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You missed Tuesday because it happened whilst you were trying to ascend your heroes!

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Oh, what is a little difficulty in face of how practical it was? Lol

I’m happy it’s back to normal though! :joy:

When you think you have found midnight roots in your yard and you actually take a picture of them :crazy_face:

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…When you’re auto-farming and you set your phone down to do something else, but you can’t focus on the other task because you just know that your AoE hero is gonna waste their special on a single half-dead enemy right before the boss stage, and you absolutely cannot let that happen because efficiency is everything and you DON’T HAVE FIFTEEN EXTRA SECONDS TO WASTE BEFORE YOU CAN HIT THE REPLAY BUTTON. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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When you max your fifth Ameonna and tell everyone not even giving a *** if they actually play the game or not.

When you plan to do the same with Proteuses already knowing that you will tell everybody again even though they send you to hell the first time.

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You and your wife spend money on new routers and cable modem to improve the internet connection at your house so you stop losing connection during battles…

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Someone want meet Hel?
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hel
:wink:

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You and your husband discuss buying new tablets dedicated to the game and keeping the older tablets for every other app.

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When you have a nightmare of crappy board that’s all red and you didn’t bring any red heroes into the battle. :sob:

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But when you wake up…it all comes true!!!

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…when you suggest sth like this:

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Only a crazy person would suggest such a thing… :sweat_smile:

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When you buy a bottle of Levi Roots’ hot sauce at midnight just so you can make an atrocious pun on a forum…

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