You know you've been playing Empires too much when


#1

Finish that sentence.

“You have a dream you’re trying to fit the hidden blade into the scabbard and then wondering why you have so many scabbards and not enough blades and then you wake up”


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#2

…you get it tattooed


#3

…when you name your children after the characters.


#4

You sleep on the sofa to get up in the middle of the night and not wake up your family to use world energy on the event :rofl:


#5

Lmao i have done that with world energy


#6

… when you have alarms set on your devices to alert you that your World Energy has fully recharged or a new Titan is about to appear.

… when the only thing you want to eat is ham… for some reason.

… when you get out of bed at 3:00 a.m. to start a new upgrade because the previous one finished in the middle of the night and you do not want to waste any time between them.

… when you are asked in chemistry class to name your favorite element and you replay with “Dark.”

… when you beg Small Giant to organize a cosplay convention.

… when you sleep at night and have nightmares about titans and low health points.

… when you spend as much time as I just did creating a list of “You know you’ve been playing Empires too much when” replies.


#7

I hate you Blair. :wink:

Other than the chemistry class I do all of those. LOL


#8

When you set alarms for Titan hits.

When you have more than one account so you have something to do while waiting for refills and buildings to finnish.


#9

I considered doing that early on, but I have been playing for so long now that I do not want a second account that would be so far behind.

I have considered creating a limited account that is large enough to join a second alliance.


#10

…when you try using Glacial Shatter to thin out the queue at the Post Office.


#11

When you time your meals so as not to miss a TC completion. :grin:


#12

So apparently I’ve played so much that I have faint card images burnt into my phone :frowning:


#13

…when you wake up from a bad dream about someone booting you from Event Top10 in the final minutes.


#14

…when you put your boss on hold to play just one more Titan flag…


#15

You know you’ve been playing Empires & Puzzles when…

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…You refuse to visit the Monkey exhibit at the zoo on principle… :grin:

…You use HOTM in a sentence and expect others to understand you…

…You refer to the mailman as your personal Merc…


#16

When you can’t play the game without getting waves from all the workers first…Lol


#17

Lol, THAT’S pretty hardcore! :rofl:


#18

When you get wrapped up in pointless debates on the forums that lose you sleep even though you tell yourself you really don’t give a d a m n…
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#19

when you get up in the middle of the night to just fight titan and go back to sleep afterwards…


#20

OMG, I did exactly that last night. And watched a quick mystic vision ad, lol. Must have been about 4:30 AM. :rofl: