“… the most powerful passport in the world?!”
Sleepyhead fell to his knees. “Is… how…?”
Santa chuckled. “Oh, you don’t think I heard you complaining all those years, about your Philippine passport being “weak” and you needing a different tourist visa for nearly every other country on Earth?”"
Sleepyhead began to sniffle. “Like that time my Brazilian classmate was like, hey, let’s do a reunion in London? And I had to say, well I need a different visa just to set foot in the UK…”
“and one more in Ireland!” Santa chortled.
“What?” @akionna said. “I could cross the border between the UK and Ireland any time!”
“Don’t rub it in!” @CaptainjaKCsparrow hissed, thinking of his own passport.
“Or needing separate visas for the USA and Canada… or Australia and New Zealand…” Sleepyhead sobbed.
“What?” @sft1965 sat up straight. “Really? I could fly over to Auckland right now if I wanted… well, barring COVID…”
“I can only visit 63 countries without needing a visa!” Sleepyhead began to cry. “And most of them are in the center of Africa or are tiny island countries in the middle of nowhere!” He began to bawl. “And I needed three folders of documents just to get a visa to visit Japan for two weeks!”
“And that’s not all!” Santa’s eyes twinkled. “For summoning me twice this year, you also get an unlimited credit card for booking plane tickets!”
Sleepyhead’s tears of joy began pouring.
“There, there…” Proteus patted him on the back.
“Here,” said Hu Tao, offering Sleepyhead a banana-walnut-peanut butter-chocolate smoothie. “Where are you going first?”
Sleepyhead began to grin. “I think my first destination will be…”