The Ridiculous Complaints thread

Maybe time for a hero, who is able to make oil from Gravey and Burrito.

With a huge pair of stoney hands…

Bold Tusk act 4… Prepare for infinite spin torture.

I just do cold press coffee…

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:grin:

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Oh my dear … I miss you @Rook
Tell @JonahTheBard I wasn’t snitching him please :upside_down_face:

:dagger::smiling_imp::crossed_fingers:

20 snitchy stitches

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OMG!!
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I’ll pass. That’s a face only a mother would love. But, if Azlar, Marj and Colen invited him to the circle we can chill.

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That would be Italic Tusk, Bold Tusk’s lesser well known cousin (on his mother’s side). His special enhances the stability of all allies located to his right.

Unfortunately his favoured position is right wing. He shoots left but likes to cut down on the shooting angle for his slapshot. He also usually misses the net to the right.

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And I should now complain that I have never pulled Italic Tusk.

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No, no, you forgot the most important upcoming Orc Hero yet:

Striketusk

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And apparently I can’t spell Italic Tusk properly.

We could have a whole clan here:
Bold Tusk
Italic Tusk
Strike Tusk
Hyperlink Tusk
:smiley: Tusk

  • Bullet Tusk

Ok Season 3 is covered.

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Back on topic…

I wish to complain that I managed to reach diamond level, then was immediately vanquished.

SGG needs to fix this.
I should be able to gloat, for at least a little while

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Take a screenshot…it lasts forever, or at least until skynet.

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I wish to complain about this ridiculous need to stay on topic in the RCT.

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I want to complain that i forgot to wish @Jedon a happy birthday!
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Well this is an awww complaint not a ridiculous one.
First thanks so much my dear big eye gryph holder :blush:
Second I want to complain that the point of @Starryeyedgryph 's complaint is not qualified ridicilously.

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I wish to complain that it was my birthday yesterday and no diamonds from SG…

Do they even care???

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SGG subscribes to the hobbit model of birthday gifting, where you are expected to give gems on your birthday. I am complaining that I received none from you!

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@kayo is a false tricksy hobbitses

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You forgot about the stand “Tusk”

Inacceptable

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