Looks like they already got the RCT pin in the shop ?
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Greetings RCT.
Today, when I opened the game I immediately closed all the pop ups. Then, I remembered that I had a little over £2.50 in free Google credit things so I had a second look at the Merlin’s Magic Balls offer. But, I didn’t think it was much good and closed it again.
Then I played the tournament, got myself in a strong position and then:
Boom. A red cross on my flawless record.
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I’d like to complain that I don’t even have ONE of Evelyn, and then I run across this while raiding:
I want just ONE of those! Gimme, gimme!!
(P.S… easy win with red stack; almost think this was cup-dropping, for the cup region I work in…?)
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My complaint is pretty mundane really. For 2 consecutive days I have nothing really to complain about and I live for it usually. What am I to do? The SG Genie granted me a wish and showered me with 3* non farmables. I will say my hands are fair worn out after and could do with some new fine gloves and a compass or two to guide me back to the path to unhappiness might help cheer me. It’s all for the good of the planet, I swear.
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Official RCT policy on the “I have nothing to complain about” complaint is as follows:
RCT Policy on “No Current Complaints”
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If the Complainant is an employee of Small Giant (SG), a moderator of the SG forums, or otherwise an affiliate of SG they shall follow the steps under “Reprogramming Broken Units” below.
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In the much more likely event that the complainant is not an employee, affiliate, or moderator under the employ and/or indoctrination of SG, then the RCT directs the end-user to follow the steps below for “The Rube’s Guide to Complaining Properly in 2018, Version 1”
Reprogramming Broken Units
- If the affected work unit is located in the SG HQ already, then they shall proceed to the “Reprogramming and/or flogging work station” for necessary reprogramming. The work unit should cite an active inability to complain as they check in at the work station.
- If the work unit is not currently in the SG HQ, they should secure their SG issued “work unit shipping container” (WUSC) that was provided upon initial employee orientation and/or at the time of non-employee indoctrination/assimilation.
- Prior to placing oneself inside the WUSC, the work unit should consider evacuating their vowels and / or urine.
- The affected work unit shall affix a shipping label, to be acquired remotely from Human Resources (HR), to the outside of the WUSC.
- The work unit must ensure they are clothed. (YES. there have been… incidents…)
- The work unit should carry the WUSC to the nearest postal collection location.
- The work unit shall ensure the shipping label is affixed to the WUSC, and then shall place themselves inside of the WUSC.
- The work unit will wait inside the WUSC until they’ve arrived safely at the SG HQ “reprogramming and/or flogging department.”
The Rube’s Guide to Complaining Properly in 2018, Version 1
- Try harder. For more information, see 2. below.
- If you can’t find anything to complain about, you aren’t trying hard enough. For further reading see 3. below.
- Are you sure you maybe haven’t been indoctrinated? Please take time to consider whether you’re reading through the correct Policy Subheader.
- If you are in the correct place, please refer back to 1.
@sft1965 I hope you find this helpful
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I have to complain about missing autoplay when Ursena is in titan mode. One can’t autofarm her.
I suspect that this probably actually belongs in the Bugs & Issues section because that is surely what it is, but earlier this afternoon a 4* hero emerged from a TC13 on my alt account. Really?! I can only surmise that this is some sort of glitch in the coding of the TC13 that prevented me from getting yet another Graymane or Jahangir. I know that there are people from SGG who regularly monitor these forums, I trust they will see this and make sure that such a travesty never occurs again.
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Hahahahahahaha 
Graymanes and Jahangars are all sold out currently. Dont fret they have a new supplier for Dawa and Renfeld coming online shortly.
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Are my friar tucks still on backorder? I am somewhat of a Master Chef of green healers.
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Oh dear. It seems that the Devs may have misheard my request for a Shrubbery…
Because I am now the proud new… Owner? Gardener? Topiarist? Of…
A Shrubbear.
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Be careful what you ask for.
Reminds me of a kids book I have.
Santa and I have had some misunderstandings in the past. Last year, I asked for a car and I was very specific. I wanted it to be red and a convertible and sleek and fast. And he got me one… but it was 3 inches long.
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Oddly enough… The very first time I met a Canadian Santa was also the very first time I had to speak English to a Santa. And so, trying very hard, I asked him for what I wanted.
It came out as “a black beer” - which, naturally, he was a bit concerned to hear from 5-year old me, so he asked me to say that again. “A black beer!!! Or a greasy beer. But it must be a beer.”
It wasn’t until I went “rawr! A BEER” that he caught what I was after: a stuffed bear.
I suppose that the moral of this story is that people have been mishearing me about bears all my life…
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The thing to do is just shrub it off.
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See, and here I was thinking that I should just grin and bear it…
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You should never bear more than you can …
Now that I think of it, shrubbear is an apt description for Adam and Eve’s wardrobe.
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Now I’m wondering if being in possession of a topiary of this type gives me the right to arm bears…
See, Shrubbear is big enough that I figured I could just let it chuck my excess Namahages at the enemy.
Have I complained lately about my excessively Namahage-heavy all Namahage all the time red team? Because I feel that it’s probably a perfectly ridiculous complaint to have.
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Well, he is basically a scarecrow so if you’re fighting , say, me …
