I’d suggest binge-consuming some threads to up your fiber intake.
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Why does she get a personal complaints thread? I complain that my complaints aren’t complainty enough to warrant a thread of my own complaints!
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One recruiting thread per alliance, and one complaint thread per person. 
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Is this a challenge?
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Honestly, one complaint thread per person would probably reduce the total number of them. So…sure.
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They are definitively statues. Is there anything else I can clear up for you while I’m here?
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Yeah, but, like, two shields??
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Look closer. There are actually 3 each.
Glad I could clear that up for you!
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Hopefully your herpes! 
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Things which do not exist do not require clearing up. So…vacuously, done!
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Ah! Sorry, that chat wasn’t supposed to be there. Meant to put it in hide, but was just responding to a story @Kitten (aka DrCD) was telling, about a totally different Garanwyn! I can see how that would be confusing.
As I thought it was genuinely ridiculous those statues holding, what I thought to be, two shields, and now to find out they’re holding three shields… turned my world yuletide down.
(I swypetyped “upside,” not yuletide… but after reading the autocorrect, I didn’t have the heart to fix it. So, turned my world yuletide down, it is)
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Easiest explanation: The sculptor sucked at making hands, so… improvisation FTW!
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I’ve now reached a ridiculous level of confusion, and am off to clean the bathrooms.
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Yeah it sucks when you can’t get that third hand right. Shields it is!
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This legit made me LOL. Also:
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I think they’ve attempted to render pompoms in stone.
Those guys are cheerleaders
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Strongholders have a shielded belly.
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I’ve read that book!! Didn’t think it was generally recognized… or am I talking to a fellow sci-if nerd?
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Those aren’t mutually exclusive 
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