The Colossal Moderators Wars! Pirate Horde vs. Misfit Toys ☠️ [#OutOfLikes] [#Fatality - Pirates Win]

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Hello @JonahTheBard & @Rook!

The Pirate Horde and the Misfit Toys are pitched against each other at war!

@zephyr1 is our Captain!

We can’t wait!

@voidstrike @ProfLoki @AncientPirate1 @JLB_ep

C/c: @Guvnor

We’ll fight in honor of our dear @SupremeAlienRaptor

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Please create polls for who will win, etc.

Also, I strongly suggest there be a sub-poll on which team can distract the mods on the other team by making more nonsensical threads, offensive posts, etc. during the war. Could be serious meta game stuff going on here.

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Who will win this duel of Moderators and their posse?

  • The Mighty Fearless Zephyr robot led Pirate Horde
  • The ever lyrically imbued, feline inclined, calendar posting Misfit Toys
  • SGG…the more invested you get into the war the more they win
  • Nerf War Threads & War Thread Polls
  • Why are there so many options? Just give me more Rum!
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How many pairs of pants will @voidstrike wear during this War?

  • 1 pair
  • 2 pairs (one pair of sweatpants & regular pants)
  • 0 - He is the No Pants Village Idiot after all
  • The whole no pants schtick is a facade, no one could abhor pants that much
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How much rum will be consumed?

  • A moderate amount, responsibly over the course of the weekend
  • No rum, we war sober
  • Haha who believes the previous answer that we war sober
  • All the rum…all of it.
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How many polls will there be in this thread?

  • Just a couple more…surely this can’t keep going
  • No more this should be the last one (I hope)
  • I will get out all my polling desires for these war threads and you’ll just have to deal with it.
  • Zephyr bot has probably rolled his eyes back to the 1980s with how annoyed he is to have me be a representative of the Pirate Horde
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Edit: More polls in Post #186 linked here:

@IvyTheTerrible I’ll post some polls once I’m in front of a desktop.

@TGW Here are some of the forum goers involved in this War (I won’t tag them as there is a limit)

Pirate Horde: Zephyr, Ancient, Prof Loki, Lumpson, JLB, Fabula Sumus, SA Raptor and yours truly, the pantless wonder Voidstrike.

Misfit Toys (based on the roster not necessarily in war): Frosty, Jonah the Bard, Ice Saber, Novo, Allurex and Rook

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Let’s fight nice and fair!

wispers Use every dirty trick we got! Let’s show them how pirates handle things!

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Heck, just go on a flagging barrage. Just please tell @Guvnor, @DaveCozy, and myself when you’re going to do this. We’re innocent and need not be inundated by your little reindeer games (see what I did there? - hehehe).

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I need to see both rosters first, to see who is who.

I’m on neither team myself, but if anyone needs nonsensical threads and offensive posts? I am your guy. :+1:

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Please, tag other teammates or interested viewers as I can only add 10 @ per post!

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@Novo @IceSaber @Allurex time to bring your A Game.

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Following!

What a great weekend of war matchups. Some epic battles this weekend.

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Oh no! @Novo is a Misfit Toy?

How will I attack our Beloved Calendar Girl?!

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3x2dmj

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Fabs, can we have more exclamation marks and a emoji in the title please? This is going to be the best thread ever, after all

!!! :crossed_swords:

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Just FYI I will take every attack on my War Defense very personally and cry (ranging from gentle tears to heaving sobs).

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You’re definitely going to run out of likes this weekend.

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Geez are you guys gonna make me look up both of your alliances manually? Sheesh. Then I have to make lists and compare the forum people I know, assign them arbitrary number values based on how much I like each of them…

Ya know what… just let me know how it all turns out. I’ll be happy for whoever wins. :grin:

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No war thread is complete without parakeets!
As a Current Misfit and former Toy, go Misfit Toys!! Show them what you wish you had!!!
Erm, that may have come out wrong, but parakeets
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Who’s winning this Colossal War?

  • Those Pirates! They do it for the noblest (is this a word?) of reasons: VICTORY RUM!
  • The Misfit Toys! They have a cat for a leader!
  • As long it’s fun, games & rum, I don’t care! And bring me some popcorn!

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I got you…in my poll post above I’ll include some popular names

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CJ changed the title :woman_shrugging:

That’s @voidstrike for you :joy:

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Sadface… already. :pensive:

20morelikesplease

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