Iām making a bid for the 
.
Because actually its a little puffling like this one
and this old pirate will love and nurture it and it will grow up into a beautiful puffin like this one
and it will sit proudly on my shoulder (instead of a silly parrot 
) and it will sail the seven seas like this
with The Pirate Horde, forever wondering if @Zephyr1 will ever return to sail the ship once more.
Yaaarrr!!! 