🍻 [MASTER] Tavern of Legends - FAQs, Team Discussion, Portal Stats & Summons!

Here, let me translate their post from marketing-gaslighting-BS-speak into plain English to help those who aren’t familiar with both languages. I’ll give SGG’s version first, and then a translation:

Hello victims:

Summer is almost here and our CEO needs a down payment for his new yacht.

This portal isn’t making enough money because you scrubs figured out that it is pure garbage and one of the worst deals in a game full to the brim with abysmally terrible deals.

As part of our continued psychological warfare against you, we are telling you it is going away for a while. This should generate enough FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) to get a revenue spike before we slot a more profitable portal into its spot.

By deliberately not telling you when it will come back, we should be able to get the maximum possible level of FOMO. Withholding key information will also hopefully help prevent optimal planning on your part which we hope will help you allocate your resources poorly. This is important to us because the more poor resource management choices you make, the more money you’ll spend trying to get more resources.

We can’t wait to improve this portal’s profitability by making the quest longer and harder but with smaller rewards, decreasing the pull rates for anything decent or usable, and jacking up the price.

Kind of like what we did with the last costume portal refresh. And also like how the Covenant and Super elemental portals are worse odds, cost more, and spew out more feeders and dupes of some of the game’s worst heroes, rather than anything useful. And since you morons went along with it for those portals, we can’t wait to take it even farther!

You might hate it, but we’re not making any of this for you – it’s your money we care about, so get ready to open your wallets wider than ever before!

So long, suckers!

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