If Chuck Norris is running late, time slows down. It knows better.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11… a suicide
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing
October 10, 2019 we are full
As of October 27, 2019 we have few spots available for an active and responsive players
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don’t really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That’s true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor
For most people, home is where the heart is. For Chuck Norris, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.
As of October 31, 2019 we are full
As of November 26, 2019 we have 1 spot available
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris”