E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

you are very welcome to give your own original lyrics to the song :wink:

Ok so it’s a lyrics thread too but…


It’s a music thread too in my point of view :heart:

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thank you @Vidya128 :slight_smile: it’s nice to sing along sometimes, even with our own lyrics!

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Yes, he does. :smirk:

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it makes for a nice pattern :wink:

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and thanks for the bump up @Vidya128 @Pike got some inspiration going…

It was summer when I summoned you
Looked like an OP hero
Oh God, I never thought I’d get one like you
Some killer queen you are

Now they’re nerfing you, make it stop
Anywhere I go I think about it every day and night, I can’t let go
Man, you’ll never be the same
You used to do everything, now your special sucks

So time to strip your emblems
I wish I could reset your aethers, yeah
Nerfs are such a rollercoaster
And a killer queen you were

Ro-rollercoaster, useless now
Ro-rollercoaster, I want compensation
(Whoa) and it’s such a rollercoaster
Some killer queen you were

You used to sit on my defense
Made the enemy use eight flags to kill me
Kept my ups going up overnight
And smashed the enemy team on offense

Now they’re nerfing and it won’t stop, I don’t wanna spend more
I think about it every day and night, I can’t let go
And hey, you won’t be the same
Your special just tickles the enemy now instead of one-shotting them

Now I have to summon more
Try and get more OP heroes, yeah
This is such a rollercoaster
And a killer queen you were

Ro-rollercoaster, maybe I won’t spend
Ro-rollercoaster, when Zynga keeps nerfing
(Whoa) and it’s such a rollercoaster
Some killer queen you were

Reroll a little bit more
Why don’t you, skip over my defense?
Why don’t you, skip over my defense?
There’s money I could spend, yeah
this is such a rollercoaster
Some killer queen you were

Ro-rollercoaster, I won’t spend more
Ro-rollercoaster, balance still sucks
(Whoa) and it’s such a rollercoaster
Some killer queen you were

Ro-rollercoaster, I won’t spend more
Ro-rollercoaster, when balance still sucks
(Whoa) and it’s such a rollercoaster
Some killer queen you were

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Lol it was long but it was great :smiley:

thank you :stuck_out_tongue: I always do the full song, so these tend to be long lol

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I’ve never been good with tiles
Well at least not matching them
Somehow I keep making the wrong move
It’s like my fingers are too fat

And I know, I know
I should stop running mono
But I won’t, I won’t
I keep losing my war hits
And my ally say I’m crazy
3/2 is much safer
less prone to those super bad boards

And I know, I know
That I should listen to them
But I won’t, I won’t, I won’t

And uh oh, uh oh I get that feeling
And I don’t know, don’t know
How RNG keeps screwing
All the tiles of my color
And leaving all the matches
And I lose again

All I can say is uh oh, uh oh I get that feeling
And I don’t know, don’t know
How RNG keeps screwing
All the tiles of my color
And leaving all my heroes
uncharged and dead

It’s like I didn’t even play
Died without firing a single special
Dust off and try again
Oh that was the third try

And I know, I know
That I should stop running mono
And I won’t, I won’t
Rainbow is too slow
Hope to God I get a good board
My Very Fast team just died
Could not even get two matches

And I know, I know
I should stop running mono
But I won’t, I won’t, I won’t

And uh oh, uh oh I get that feeling
And I don’t know, don’t know
Bad starting board
Means I will lose
And need to reroll again
Find an easier defense

All I can say is uh oh, uh oh
I get that feeling
And I don’t know, don’t know
How RNG keeps screwing
All the tiles of my color
And making me lose
Once again

Now I know that RNG
Is so unfair
But I just can’t stop
I keep thinking,
Just wait and see
I just need to get lucky once
Two matches of three tiles
Not out of my reach
But I just can’t stop
I keep thinking,
Just wait and see
I just need six tiles

And uh oh, uh oh I get that feeling
And I don’t know, don’t know
How RNG keeps screwing
All the tiles of my color
And leaving all my heroes uncharged
Stuck without a special fired

All I can say is uh oh, uh oh
I get that feeling
And I don’t know, don’t know
How RNG keeps screwing
All the tiles of my color
And leaving all my heroes
Without a special fired

All I can say is uh oh, uh oh
I get that feeling
How RNG keeps screwing
All the tiles of my color
And leaving all my heroes
Without a special fired

RNG’s screwing all the tiles of my color
And leaving all my heroes totally uncharged
I’ve never been good with tiles
Well at least not matching them

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Never really did a parody before but i was… motivated. May ruffle feathers…

Everybody’s talking all this stuff about Nerfs, why don’t they just let us play, we don’t need permission to make our own decisions, that’s our perogative

They say to not spend, I really don’t care that’s their perogative . They say to boycott but I don’t give a crap you do you and let us be.

Some ask me questions why am I so mean but they don’t understand me I really don’t know the deal about your Finance but I do know mine so mind your biz and stop these Petty fights

Everybody’s talking all this stuff about Nerfs why don’t they just let us play, we don’t need permission to make our own decisions, that’s our perogative

It’s the way that I want to spend, we can do just how we feel, nobody can tell us what to do, let me be me and just you do you.

don’t get me wrong I see all your views Ego trips is not my thing all these spend/ don’t spend threads really get me down, I see nothing wrong in letting the gamers choose.

Everybody’s talking all this stuff about Nerfs, why don’t they just let us play, we don’t need permission, to make our own decisions, that’s our perogative.

Everybody do what you want to do, just play your game, let me be me and you do you.

tell me, tell me, why can’t we all just play… without all the hate that people show …

Hey gamers think it like this, we can play how we want to play, me and you, if you don’t spend, you do spend, all United, undivided, we can all have fun. it’s just a game.

Everybody’s talking all this stuff about Nerfs why don’t they just let us play, we don’t need permission to make our own decisions, that’s our perogative

what is this a Lynch Mob, that I can’t make choices without being trolled. This game is a trip I don’t know what’s going on these days, this hero gets nerfed, this one gets a buff, and all are picking sides. Let me tell you something… let people play their way, they made their money, you made yours. Just stop with the Egos and JUST PLAY YOUR GAME.

Everybody’s talking all this stuff about Nerfs why don’t they just let us play, we don’t need permission to make our own decisions, that’s our perogative

LUV to my fukwits I’m out

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Tumble out of bed

And stumble to the kitchen

Pour myself a cup of ambition

And yawn and stretch and try to come online

Jump in the game

And the offers start pumpin’

Out in the chat’s, the comments start jumpin’

For folks like me in the game from 9 to 5

playin’ 9 to 5

What a way to play this game

Barely gettin’ by

It’s all spendin’ and no gettin’

They just use your coin’s

And they never give you hero’s

It’s enough to drive you

Crazy if you let it

9 to 5

For farming and devotion

You would think that I

Would deserve a big fat hero

Want to move ahead

But SG won’t seem to let me

I swear sometimes that SG is

Out to get me, hmmm

They let you dream

Just a watch 'em shatter

You’re just a step on the sg’s spending ladder

But you got hero’s they will never take away🤔

In the same boat with a lot of your friends

Waitin’ for the day your 5* hero’s come in

And the portals gonna give

And it’s all gonna roll your way

Playin’ 9 to 5

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nice one @Clutch !! added to the table of contents, but it’s reached the tag limit so I’ll out your username without a tag :slight_smile:

edit: same for @Mistress_of_Shadows - added to the list in original post, but can’t tag as i’ve reached the tag limit there!

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I’m ready with some :popcorn: and :beers: let the games begin!

PS liked the song :+1:

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linking @Clutch 's awesome lyrics!

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Somewhere over the rainbow

Way up high

There’s an SE that I heard of

Once in a lullaby

Somewhere over the rainbow

SE gives goodies

And the hero’s that you dare to dream

Really do come true

Someday I’ll wish upon a hero

And wake up where the roster is very good to me

Where hero’s drop like lemon drops

Away above the defense tops

That’s where you’ll find SE

Somewhere over the rainbow

My hero’s fly

Hero’s fly over the rainbow

Why then, oh, why can’t I?

Somewhere over the rainbow

My hero’s fly

Hero’s fly over the rainbow

Why then, oh, why can’t I?

If happy big fat hero’s fly

Beyond the rainbow

Why, oh why can’t I?

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Might be a good one for the SE topic😁

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another great one! your lyrics fit the melody super well lol… and also, yeah, SE (and FS) give a shot at a lot of cool heroes… esp. for those of us who don’t spend a lot :stuck_out_tongue: very apt!

Didn’t know where to post it. Fits here the best I think.
@NicoX @Skellet53 @Nirvana29 @mrchief
Sorry, couldn’t add the rest of the crew, too few stanzas.

I’M COMING HOME

Get your face all pretty
And your hair done right
We’re going to do this war tonight
Coming into alli and right on time
Nico’s still suckin’ on my mind

I’m coming home
I gotta make some f.ck
I’m coming home
Sweet turtleduck
I’m coming home
Make sweet love to you

Now see, down the board,
There’s a purple wall
They got a cat, a little small
With amulet on top
She’s sweet as a cake
Pretty as can be
But don’t you worry honey
She means nothing to me

I’m coming home
It’ll be like that
I’m coming home
Sweet laser cat
I’m coming home
I’ll burn cause of you

Well, we came to a mess
And the alli went down
Went on low and was hitting the ground
Switching the gears
And starting again
I’m coming home baby
And I dogging it in

I’m coming home
I gotta make a plea
I’m coming home
Keeper of the tree
I’m coming home
To get some care from thee

Get your face all pretty
And your hair done right,
We’re going to kill this titan tonight
Coming into alli and right on time
Still got you all on my mind

I’m coming home
There’ll be no more grief
I’m coming home
Sweet mrchief
I’m coming home
Chocolate cake to eat

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Whoa, what a catch (every pun intended)! A poem? This is better than a cake!! Let’s eat it together!

You’ll get laserbeams but not that kind, more like

Umm, is this why @NicoX has gone into hiding? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::rofl:

He’s everywhere, trolling ever more for yet another emoji, I’m sure :rofl::rofl:

That is all that matters! Welcome back, baker of the :birthday:s, giver of the :doughnut:s, first of his name, piker of the fish…finish the rest coz I gotta go! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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