E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

Inspired by @JonahTheBard 's rewritten My Favorite Things

Table of Contents:

  1. Don’t Stop Believin’ (Journey / Glee) (with contributions from nevarmaor)
  2. Part of Their World (Part of Your World from Little Mermaid)
  3. Tank Like Me (Friend Like Me from Aladdin)
  4. From @TGW TGW: Even the Losers
  5. From @nevarmaor Frida and the Monkey Lord (Tweeter and the Monkey Man)
  6. From @nevarmaor Hysteria with collaboration by @TGW
  7. From @nevarmaor Oh My Darling Zeline (Oh My Darling Clementine)
  8. A Thousand Pulls (A Thousand Miles)
  9. I’m Just a Noob (I’m Just a Kid)
  10. Please Buff Marge (Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast)
  11. I Won’t Say I Cup Drop (I Won’t Say I’m In Love)
  12. @nevarmaor taking a stab at singing @TGW 's Hysteria!
  13. Use Your Flags! (Raise Your Glass!)
  14. Let It Go (from Disney’s Frozen)
  15. @angeljenn149 singing Part of Their World and Let It Go!
  16. @nevarmaor rocks Don’t Stop Believin!
  17. Hey St. Peter by @nevarmaor
  18. Wish You Were Here, lyrics by @Moloch and sang by @nevarmaor
  19. I Want You To Want Me (by @nevarmaor )
  20. While My Khagan Gently Weeps (While My Guitar Gently Weeps, vocals and lyrics by @nevarmaor )
  21. Smooth Moderator (Smooth Operator), lyrics and vocals by @angeljenn149 (a Moderator Day special)
  22. Mod of Me, lyrics and vocals by @nevarmaor (a Moderator Day Special)
  23. Respect (a Moderator Day special)
  24. Have a Nice Game (Have a Nice Day)
  25. Stuck in the Middle with You by @TGW
  26. Wannabe
  27. Part of Your World (from The Little Mermaid) by @Vixx
  28. This Corrosion by @nevarmaor
  29. I Want a Proteus from Atlantis (I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas) by @TGW
  30. Candle in the Wnd (Goodbye Proteus) by @TGW
  31. Living Next Door to Proteus by @nevarmaor
  32. Raid Wins for Nothing by @nevarmaor (Dire Straits: money for Nothing)
  33. Whip It (The Titan version) by @TGW

"Don’t Stop Believin’"


Just an F2P
Playin’ in a free account
She dropped an EHT for a Sir Roostley

Just a single roll
Not even a thirty-pull
He pulled a Gravemaker and Clarissa too

An B+ on a Dragon Rooster
An opened chest in Diamond
Top 10000 in the Rare tier
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Summons waiting
Here and there another 4
Their costumes, coming to your team

Players grinding
Collecting gems for a chance
Slowly building their defense

Workin’ hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin’ nothing to summon just one more time

Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to pull Dawas
Oh, the grind never ends
It goes on and on, and on, and on

Don’t stop believin’
Hold on to that feelin’
Players grinding (each level)

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Absolutely fabulous, dear @sleepyhead

I’ve done a couple of other complete songs mixed in here

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Part of Their World

Look at this bench
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think my heroes are complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl
The girl who has ev’rything?
Look at this team
Combos untold
How many wonders can a hero bench hold?
Lookin’ around here you’d think
(Sure) she’s got everything

I’ve got Li Xius and Rigards aplenty
I’ve got Kirils and Gormeks galore
(You want Melendors?
I got twenty)
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I want to be where the Top 100 are
I want to see
want to see ‘em raidin’
Hittin’ Titans with
(Whad’ya call ‘er?) oh - Athena
Blasting with Isarnia you don’t get too far
HOTMs are required for tourney winnin’
Taunting opponents with
(What’s that hero again?) BK

Up where they raid
Up where they YouTube
Up where they stay all night in High Diamond
No more raid shields
Wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give
If I could play
Against 14-star Titans?
What would I pay
To spend a day
In the Top 100
Betcha up there
They understand
Bet they know how to optimize a defense
Bright expert players
Sick o’ whinin’
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the players know
Ask 'em my questions
And get some answers
Who’s Alberich, and why was he
(What’s the word?) nerfed?

When’s it my turn?
Wouldn’t I love
Love to explore that tier up above?
Out of drudgery
Wish I could be
Part of their world

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Tank Like Me

Sung by our very own Tell-eenie.

Well Aegir had that spirit link
Guin had her mana cut
But player you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of tank never fails
You got some minions in your corner now
Some immunity in your tank
You got healing, mana slow, damage and how
See all you gotta do is set me as tank
And I’ll say

Mister Commander, sir
How many trophies you want?
Let me make your enemies
Reroll twice
You ain’t never had a tank like me

Raids are your ham source
And I’m your butcher-tank
C’mon whisper what it is you want
You ain’t never had a tank like me

Yes sir, I pride myself on survival
I’m broken
OP, the top
Look at your cups
You gained, hundreds
How about climbing into the Top hundred?

Raid with impunity
Confident when they revenge
I’l hold your cups and gain some more
You ain’t never had a tank like me

Can Yunan do this?
Do Boss Wolf do that?
Can Queen of Hearts pull this with her little card?
Can Ariel go boom?
Well, looky here
Can BK go, just a flesh wound, I won’t die
And then make the attacker throw their phone?

So dontcha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I’m here to keep you in high Diamond
You got me maxed, emblemed all the way
You got a tank for any raid tourney
I got an OP special to help you out
So what-cha wish?
I really want to know
You want to top those leaderboards, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do set me as tank

Master Player, dude, no need to stress about my flanks
I’ll do the job, I’ll gain you cups
You ain’t never had a tank, never had a tank
You ain’t never had a tank, never had a tank
You ain’t never had a tank like me
You ain’t never had a tank like me, hah!

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Well it was nearly summer, we sat on your roof
Yeah, we played E&P and we stared at the moon
And I showed you heroes you never did see
No, it couldn’t been that easy to forget about me

Baby, time meant nothin’, anything seemed real
Yeah, we won some raids and it made us feel
Like every win we won was meant to be
No, it couldn’t been that easy to forget about me

Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes
Even the losers
Keep a little bit of pride
They get lucky sometimes

Two alliances fought on the overpass
Tiles hit the water like broken glass
I shoulda known right then it was too good to last
God, it’s such a drag when you live in the past

Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes
Even the losers
Keep a little bit of pride
They get lucky sometimes

Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes
Even the losers
Keep a little bit of pride
Yeah, they get lucky sometimes

Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes
Even the losers get lucky sometimes

Even the losers
Get lucky sometimes…

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out of likes, but I’m gonna like this one as soon as they refresh! :slight_smile: thanks for joining my creative endeavor!

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My contribution in the other thread:

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this is a fun one! gonna read it again later when I can get the original song up and playing :slight_smile:

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Happy to be here, thank you for creating the thread! I enjoy music, and I oftentimes “rewrite” song lyrics for fun (or to use for corny romantic gestures).

Just thought this particular song was very fitting for most of my E&P experience. :grin:

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Hot off the press, just for @sleepyhead :musical_note: :guitar: :drum: :musical_keyboard: :musical_note:

Out of luck
Out of reach, yeah
You could try to give a bonus to me
I’m in debt
I’m in deep yeah
Hypnotized
I’m tanking to my knees

I gotta know tonight
Oh will you show tonight
Can’t stop this pulling
Bonus draw to light

I get hysterical, hysteria
When I get to pulling
When my feeders filling
It’s such a magical mysteria
It can be fulfilling
When I get to pulling
Cause it’s a miracle
Say you will
Hysteria when you appear

Out of gems
In denial, yeah
Have to wait to try again next go
Is it right?
Is it fair, no
Forums wait to hear my tale of woe
Oh believe it so

I gotta know tonight
Oh will you show tonight
Can’t stop this pulling
Bonus draw to light

I get hysterical, hysteria
When I get to pulling
When my feeders filling
It’s such a magical mysteria
It can be fulfilling
When I get to pulling
Cause it’s a miracle
Say you will
Hysteria when you appear

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Fixed that for you. :wink:

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We are like Lennon and McCartney :rofl:

Pre-Yoko

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hahaha that’s gold, and describes the manic feeling I get sometimes when I think, just one more pull… usually when I use up the EHTs I’ve been saving up for months on a seasonal event…

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@sleepyhead as you know I am at my limits for love atm, but your post earlier was one of the nicest things anyone has said or directed at me for ages! So, :heart:

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why thank you @sft1965 , so nice of you to say that, I am happy my post had made you happy :slight_smile: out of likes too but i will like your post as soon as they refresh :heart:

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@TGW @nevarmaor had a listen to these versus the original songs… they’re great! capturing the spirits of the original, adapted to an E&P reality… I’m gonna add the originals to my playlist :slight_smile: thanks for introducing me to these great songs!

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Here’s a reworked traditional.

Near the Rathwood, across from Windemer,
Excavating for a mine,
Data miner, @BarryWuzHere
And his hero Sweet Zeline

Oh my Darling, Oh my Darling,
Oh my Darling Sweet Zeline.
You are dressed and clad forever,
Dreadful sorry, Sweet Zeline.

Light she was and like a fairy,
As she hovered on a line
But the nerf crew got a good view,
Panties were for Sweet Zeline.

Oh my Darling, Oh my Darling,
Oh my Darling Sweet Zeline.
You are dressed and clad forever,
Dreadful sorry, Sweet Zeline.

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Lovely!

I just wish I had my darling sweet Zeline! (At this point I’d love her in any outfit, even a burlap bag!)

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That was inspired by your moniker. I saw “Data Miner” and that song instantly wormed into my head. Then i thought what replaces Clementine and Zeline popped right in there. It practically wrote itself :rofl: Of course it’s still worming around in my head now …

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awesome creative process! some of my silly ideas come exactly that way, finding a word that fits into a song and just going with it :wink:

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