E&P Song Lyrics (and Songs) by Sleepyhead & Friends

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:smiling_face_with_tear:

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On mine too :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Pretty sure everybody will say the same!

Ummmm… Eeeewwwwwwww :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:
@sleepyhead hide the jelly please!

:roll_eyes:

:grin:

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I know! :point_down:

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:flushed: Must be something wrong in your head… All he do is :bug: people

:expressionless: Thought the chocolate cakes are for me, fishy-fishy

Can you rewrite this again? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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:sweat_smile: I hid the jelly, but someone stole the butter!

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:thinking: Nirvana?
Dang! Pike, do u really need to tell us all what you will be doing with the :duck:?
Really?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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I thought @Pike wanted to cook the duck :grimacing: :melting_face:

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An important ingredient in the preparation of the finest food is love. :smirk:

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The way to a person’s heart is through their stomach? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Huh? :flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed:
Say what now?
Man, find your own boyfriend!
My wife already knows about him! And for some reason, I’m still married!
And i dont wanna the reason!
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

When did this happen? :flushed:
And also :point_right: she’s a dude! :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Are u sure? My wife said I can’t even keep a goldfish alive :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Most probably! :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Seriously, why is everybody sweet now except me? :tired_face::tired_face::tired_face:

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing: man, u made me happy!

Hey!

That’s all. . . :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

:point_up_2: YES! I demand to be sweet too!

P.S.

Also, i have nothing to do with jellies or butter!
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

#changing.my.cloud.password

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:face_with_raised_eyebrow:

:smirk:

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Yeah, ask her brothers, they will tell you OF COURSE! :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Ask the :duck: how strong she can punch :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

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we can always dip you in maple syrup

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Yeah … head first!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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and then hold him there until he agrees to everything we demand? :stuck_out_tongue:

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How is he supposed to agree with his head in syrup? :thinking: Sign language?

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he taps his heels together twice to agree, duh! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Which shoes @Nirvana29? :smirk:

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Load up on gems, bring your friends

It’s fun to spend and to pretend

SG’s over-bored and self-assured

Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hero, hero, hero, how low

Hero, hero, hero, how low

Hero, hero, hero, how low

Hero, hero, hero

With our cards out, it’s less dangerous

Here we are now, you can drain u$

I feel stupid, and contagious

Here we are now, you can drain u$

A morris, an azar

A gunnar, my dawa’s

Yeah, hey, yay

I’ve become good at being last

And for this tread, I feel blessed

Our little group has never been

But now always be at the end

Hero, hero, hero, how low

Hero, hero, hero, how low

Hero, hero, hero, how low

Hero, hero, hero

With our cards out, it’s less dangerous

Here we are now, you can drain u$

I feel stupid, and contagious

Here we are now, you can drain u$

A gramps, an hawk(moon)

A renfeld, my prisca

Yeah, hey, yay

And I forget, just why I play

Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile

I found it hard, it’s hard to smile

Oh well, whatever, never mind

Hero, hero, hero, how low?

Hero, hero, hero, how low?

Hero, hero, hero, how low?

Hero, hero, hero

With our cards out, it’s less dangerous

Here we are now, you can drain u$

I feel stupid, and contagious

Here we are now, you can drain u$

A khufu, a reviver

Or a green knight,a surviver

A dream, a dream

A dream, a dream

A dream, a dream

A dream, a dream

A dream

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another awesome one @Isterierwifi !!!

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Cycle of Nerfs

Rants all over the forum
game rating falling
Yet new heroes coming out
More and more powerful
Miriam & Midnight nerfed
Hurricane just came out

I spent half my salary
Got a hero that just got nerfed
I spent half my salary
Got a hero that just got nerfed
I spent half my salary
Got a hero that just got nerfed
I spent half my salary
Got a hero that just got nerfed (poor Furdinand)
I spent half my salary (and poor Rhys)
Got a hero that just got nerfed (poor Milena)
I spent half my salary (is Ludwig next?)
Got a hero that just got nerfed (how about Cleopatra?)

From the day we start this game
And, hoping, do our first summon
There’s so many heroes, will never get them all
More to pull than can ever be pulled
There’s far too much coming out
More to get than can ever be afforded
And the nerfs coming through
Despite what beta says
Keeps us chained to the endless grind

It’s the cycle of nerfs
And it keeps us all
Spending through “balance” patches
Through new events galore
'Til we get stuck in a rut
On the path unwinding
In the cycle
The cycle of neeeeerfs

I just pulled Xiaotu, oh dear
Remember Telluria and Vela
I just pulled Xiaotu, oh dear
Remember Telluria and Vela (my defense destroyed!)
I just pulled Xiaotu, oh dear
Remember Telluria and Vela (my defense destroyed!)

It’s the cycle of nerfs
And it keeps us all
Spending through “balance” patches
Through new events galore
'Til we get stuck in a rut
On the path unwinding
In the cycle
The cycle of neeeeerfs

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Good point, pike

Not good point, pike :expressionless:

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