Firing Malosi at the enemy healer, and then remembering that he doesnât block healingâŚ
OR
Firing Margaret / Inari / costumed Kadilen, only to die to slash attacksâŚ
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Hey, donât feel bad⌠did you see some of their attacks? 
Trust me, Iâve done the same thing several times⌠even though I know that itâs better to flee in a Field Aid war after youâve done some damage⌠sometimes I think, âwelllll maybe if I just stay in a little bit longer, the boards will change and Iâll be able to kill that guyâŚâ Nope. Epic fail! 
Shouldâve just fled after I got them down to 50%, then mopped them up on a second attempt. Ah well. Shoulda coulda woulda. Hindsight being 20/20 and allâŚ
EDIT: I kid you not. A long time ago, before any of you guys joined us, we had a Field Aid war where one of our opponents kept going after one of our members with a Kashrek tank. Took them 14 flags to take him out. 
No joke! 14 freaking flags!!! On one defense! That wasnât even close to our highest defense!
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thatâs hilarious! 14 flags on a Kash tank, oh my, I feel bad for the enemy. Must have been frustrating!
and thanks boss 
I donât feel bad anymore!
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You shouldnât, I believe I scored a zero on one of our recent previous wars, and it wasnât even Field Aid 
Just a bad board and a particularly annoying healer.
It happens.
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Yes! All day today.
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Response to my own meme before someone calls me out saying âwhaddya expect, you want even fights, you guyz need to lose like 10 wars in a row to get back down to even levelââŚ
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No joke⌠100% serious here⌠wish I had recorded it as proof to appease the âpics or it didnât happen crowdââŚ
This literally happened to me on 3 of my war attacks today:
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I almost always get a bad board or two, but today was a new personal worst for me⌠at least in terms of starting boards. One of the reshuffled boards actually ended up landing me a victory. 
Just couldnât believe how awful the starting boards were! Seriously, it wouldnât have mattered which color I had stacked, they were so bad that no color had any great matches⌠I couldâve gone in with the worldâs strongest rainbow team and probably still lost. There was nothing. Nothing at all. The boards were just complete and utter 
.
Not that it would have mattered, our opponents had much stronger benches anyway⌠even if I had gotten 6 one shots, we still wouldâve lost. 
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Thatâs âspiraling out of controlâ???
Many people spend 4-6 hours a day on social media websites alone.
No, no⌠you want to see out of control?
Yeah, old post⌠but still excessive, even by todayâs standards.
And then thereâs this:
17k is considered âchump changeâ around here. There are probably 100+ forum members who have easily dropped that much on this game.
Meanwhile, the rest of the world would consider yâall to be ânewsworthyâ for that.
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Goblin balloon in action
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Yes, thatâs exactly right.
Unless you get him on a bad day.
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Haha, this thread is pure gold! Thank you so much. I feel so grown up; I begun playing last month, but I am starting to understand quite a lot of these memes now I am a bit further in, it´s absolutely hilarious. Thank you for sharing 
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