Turnbeutelvergesser thinks this is the worst game ever

[Joyful818]

@AngelOfDark666 I REALLY liked the station wagons!!!

[ItsaDragon]

I find it humorous that if someone isn’t good at the game they just talk about what a horrible game it is as opposed to…I don’t know…learning how to play?

[nevarmaor]

@Joyful818

I REALLY liked the station wagons!!!

Maybe they’re from Season 3, to speed us up between stages (or the 9 Worlds). Bifrost model station wagons.

[voidstrike]

I’m not good at the game and I just talk…

…and count to 20

[nevarmaor]

I’m not really particularly good at it myself.

[PeachyKeen]

Yeah… there are MANY ways to be BAD at this game and do the wrong things.
But, after a certain point, there isn’t a way to be good at this game.

Once you sort out the dogma, conspiracy theories, the half-baked experiments and the fads… we’re all slaves to a crappy version of Magic:the Gathering.

How smart can we be if we spend our time on this game? And if we’re so smart, why are we wasting our time on this forum with people who we can never convince of reality? And if we have so much extra free time on our hands… why not be more productive or (at the very least) spend more time with real human beings that we care about?

No answers to the above. I do the things. I do the things a lot.

Pretty colors.

woohoo.

[Turnbeutelvergesser]

You’re welcome, you have nothing else to laugh about

[PapaHeavy]

Wait? We are supposed to be good at this game? So I’ve been doing it wrong ALL this time??

You’d think that would have been in the tutorial or something!!

[nevarmaor]

It was, but you are so bad you missed it completely

[JonahTheBard]

Me when the station wagons get triggered and I lose on the first day of the tournament

[Joyful818]

LAUGHING SO HARD!!! You are all brilliant. This is why I stay!!! Endorphins!!! Best game ever!!!

[Rhinofinch]

This is going to the ridiculous complaints thread because I want to ride a shark while chasing a porcupine on top of a donkey. That is not an option in this poll so my opinions don’t matter??!! Shameful.

To stay on topic: Worst game ever because Mok-Arr doesn’t have a saddle. Yeehaw!

[JonahTheBard]

@Rhinofinch

Worst game ever because Mok-Arr doesn’t have a saddle.

Ahahaha great mental image

[PapaHeavy]

I should open a ticket about catering to bad players such as myself!!! It’s discrimination I say!! Just because I suck doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be entitled to all the stuff the non-sucky players get? Jeez, can’t they just give me a board of diamonds!! Is that really too much to ask?

[nevarmaor]

They often do, but it’s in a colour you’re not using.

[voidstrike]

Or they’ll give you an elusive black diamond…that automatically kills your entire team and steals you best hero.

[PapaHeavy]

SEE!! Someone who understands!!! I wanted DARK diamonds, Not Holy!!! Who’s fault is THAT? I didn’t design this board. Obviously SG has it out for me!!!

I’ve also noticed that my summons do not always include all the best 5* heroes? Are they saving them for something else? I notice that the top 100 players all have those 5* heroes I want? So what’s the deal with skimping on my summons!! I think as reparations for my pain and stupidity they just make me #1 by default and give me all the HotM.

[FabulaSumus]

This is why I still come to the Forums!

Crazy complaint: add JB and Nevarmaor and have someone throw Mok-Arr (or Atomos) to the mix.

Thanks fellow forumites

[Aunty_Krauser]

@JonahTheBard I couldn’t help but laugh my butt off at that last option.

[JonahTheBard]

And now the gangs all here!

Can I get a Woo-Woo!