The Ridiculous Complaints thread

It’s sad but true fact: trainer heroes have no class

  • They never say please or thank you
  • Every time they manage even one hit in war battles, they brag continuously about how they “won the whole thing for the team.”
  • They dress like it’s 1419 instead of of 2019
  • They constantly ghost their dates
  • They’re frequently found out on street corners in the Keep wolf-whistling the recruits

So yeah, no class at all.

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Congratulations Garanwyn on post 2^10.

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You guys know I’m not one to complain… rarely, if at all. But I just learned there are “like limits”???

No wonder all my complaints never have enough Likes! What staff or moderator do I need to tag to ensure people have enough likes for my never ending complaints?! This is outrageous!

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Just tried to like your post…but, alas I could not.

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I knew it!

Twenty complainteristics.

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SG I noticed you gave us many hero tokens recently but I can’t use them at the Summon gate. You have to fix it now please

Please I want to use the bow and arrow one to get Lianna

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Those people should know that in the medevial ages the upsidedown pentagram was a Symbol to protect against evil! The new meaning as symbol of devil was developed much later so I complain that those people did NOT!!! know this!
I feel well protected with my Team :blush:

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When you’re right, you’re right! I admire your perspicacity and vision, and your willingness to stand up for what you believe in. But now you’ve got me thinking.

Honestly, even the word “Empires” is problematic, since it smacks of colonial imperialism and subjugation. I’m also not really comfortable with this whole “Puzzles” thing, since it suggests challenging problems that may be hard for certain segments of the population to complete.

So I’d like to propose we change the name of the game to something a little more inclusive. Something that reminds people of sweetness and togetherness. That should go along nicely with all the new artwork you’re proposing.

Anyway, I did a mock-up of something that might just fill the bill. Let me know what you think:

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THAT DERRIC

I would like to complain about the category which “Derric” has been placed with regard to the “special talents”.

FIGHTER

Really? Shouldn’t there be a catorgory like “good at cleaning”, “makes an awesome coffee”. But Derric, a fighter?

I just don’t see it. If you upgraded the poor little onion to the max, he would still be defeated by a kitten and still wouldn’t have the power to hack through a wet paper bag.

Please fix this immediately.

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I’m sorry but I must complain as your working title is very offensive to the hardcore dieters who are abstaining from candy and from diabetics who feel that candy is suggestive of sugar-based candy.

Land is also a very colonial imperialistic term for chunk of planet which can not truly be owned by any man but the colonial imperialists would have you believe that Land can be subjugated all the same. The term is inappropriate and unacceptable.

I propose:
“Non-sugar plant-based gluten-free calorie-free confectionary Earth-which-no-man-May-ever-own”

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Ok as I am an occupational safety and health specialist, I have my concerns about this,
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Why would SGG made this pass if there is no Fishing house in our castles unless they want to reduce our recruits/populations by giving some way to people to commit suicide!


I must complain also about this,
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How in the name of logic sakes our people will go home, there is no logical path to the houses, unless this houses are made only for Ameonna in her ghost mode?


The other complain and the last one is that I just found how the Devs mamage a way so we lose our food.
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They made another enturance to our farms, so spys of them can loot the food while we are offline and run with it through the unknown ending bridges in our castles!
I think a big investgation must be taken about this pointes.

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Our dearest Kailani can not be our new mascot. It appears that she struggles with gender identity issues. I’m afraid that this could upset members of the community who are not yet tolerant of such 21st century views. Evidence included below …

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Vampires…why does it always have to be vampires

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I find myself compelled to register a most vigorous compliant on behalf of one of my oldest and most valued heroes.

The hand next to Aeron’s head makes it look like he has a bun. Aeron is very upset that people are now mistaking him for a hipster, which he promises he is very much not.

Aeron

Please fix this as he is getting very sulky and is threatening to become ironic if this is not ameliorated immediately.

I appreciate you taking this complaint seriously, and look forward to your swift action.

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Obviously this path was created from few of your villagers went fishing because you are stealing their ham. I overheard them speaking about an uprising rebellion :rofl:

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Ow boy, why do you have to point this out…
This is the smuglers route I always take when I want to steal some cheap hams but now it will be guarded heavily because everbody knows…

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What are you talking about ! We are Monks here we aint eat meat.
Our farms produce mealt and corn!

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Now we have a serious mistery on our hands…
To everybody it will be clear that Brand is the brother of Richard.
How Richard could become THA HAMMER of justice and Brand only made it to Carefree adventurer is the first mistery we need to solve


That Thorne is the dad of both brothers is also clear to everybody who has taken a closer look at all 3. He even managed to grow up to be the wielder of frostmorrow.
I think this is pretty neat for a farmers family to be able to get your hands on such a mighty weapon.
So the second issue we need to solve is: who did Thorne have to kill to get this mighty sword?

The final mistery that needs to be solved is WHO is the mother of these 2 boys?
Clearly it will be a famers daughter because who else would be mad enough as to have kids with Thorne? But up till today it is a complete mistery who this woman is…

So if anyone from SG could please help us clear these 3 upmost important questions, that would be highly appriciated.
Untill that time I will have to bench all 3 as there are too many uncertanties to be using them in any sort or way.

I wonder if @discobot could help us!

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Aife is the mother.

But she broke up with Thorne and is now in a serious relationship with Aegir.

Aegir is a good listener. He kills the flanks/those adjacent to him so that nothing blocks his ears from listening to her sweet, sweet words.

Aife is very fond of this quality of Aegir’s.

He’s even willing to kill his friends for me

@Garanwyn @Kayo

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