It was time for you to return.
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BETWEEN THE WARS
I was a crew mate
I was a pirate
I was a hating man
Between the wars
I raised an alliance
In time of my p2p
With sweat at the titans
Between the wars
I paid the summons
And as times got harder
I looked to the forum search
To help the playing man
And I found some good friends there
Down at the forum threads
We’re arming for fun, me boys
Between the wars
I kept the faith and
I kept paying
Not to be number one
But just to keep the fun
For theirs is a game
With a paywall around it;
And mine is a faith
In my fellow men
Theirs is a game of
Hope and glory;
Mine was the alliance and
The alli men
Theirs are the stocks and
rising market prices;
And mine is the peace we knew
Between the wars
I saw players come
And I saw them going
They accompanied me
From newbie to their grave
I am a counter
and I’m a music man
I am a thinking man
I can evaluate things
Go find the young men
Never to pay again
Bring up the banners from the
Days gone by
I was a p2p
Now I’m an f2p
I lost the fun in game
Somewhere between the wars
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That is a young Billy there! Nice take on the lyrics.
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I love the man and his guitar style.
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My Most Hated Things
Off-color boards
And another 3* feeder
Replaying Opera with those d*mned stupid fiends
Passives that murder my entire attack team
These are a few of my most hated things
Mis-matching tiles and hitting the wrong special
Dawas and Graymanes
without even a costume
All-Goblin defenses and I have no counters
These are a few of my most hated things
unused flags in war of 3 kingdoms
Mystic summon glitches making me pay games
Being one-shotted by the latest shiny 5* hero
These are a few of my most hated things
When the game glitches
When the Titan escapes
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my most hated things
And then I just feel more baaaaad
Heroes immune to the minions I rely on
Garbage rewards for Alliance quest stages
Hero cards so long I need to get my glasses
These are a few of my most hated things
Raucous chat in 10 languages I don’t speak
wasting 6 flags on the same bloody defense
Rerolling 10 times and still failing the PoG challenge
These are a few of my most hated things
Farming for nuggets and not getting any
Got another Gnome that just gave me some iron
Missing the last daily streak and not earning rewards
These are a few of my most hated things
When RNG sucks
When the chest stinks
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my most hated things
And then I feel even more baaaaaad
(with some alternate, additional lyrics by @Pr0spero
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BUGGER OFF
Fiddler’s Green
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
F U!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You’ll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
You’ve been a lovely summoner but now your time has passed
Now don’t you all be letting the door hit you in the ■■■
You’ve been a splendid spender but enough is enough
We’d thank you very kindly if you’d all just bugger off
Here’s to all the thievin’
offers been served for our cheer
They’ve survived your noxious breath and stupid drunken leers
Be leaving all your money on the portals when you go
Tomorrow you’ll have an empty purse with nothing else to show
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
F U!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You’ll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
Here’s to all the wealthy gamers who are waiting for their pull
And thinking one of them might make his ole museum full
Oh please don’t take offence because this songs not meant for you
We’ll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
F U!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
F U!
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You’ll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
So now your promising the ladies a night of loving bliss
When truth be told your far too broke to carry out your miss
So give it up you bloody sots you’ll not be getting laid
And the sooner that you’re out of cash the sooner we’ll be paid
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
F U!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You’ll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
F U!
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
F U!
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You’ll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
Bugger off you bastards bugger off
F U!
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You’ll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
You’ll get no more this evening so you bastards bugger off
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Another awesome one Pike! 
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Wow, we have quite a catalog now. Beatles would be jealous.
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our creative juices have been flowing!!