Don't judge me

Last night, I went to the nearest church, stole all the gargoyles and crushed them into a million pieces with a gigantic hammer.

I then proceeded to set those pieces on fire (pro-tip: stone isn’t a great combustible).

I’m not proud of it, but damn, was it cathartic.

Unfortunately, I eventually woke up and realized I still had Legendary to complete.

FML.

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Lol I am still plodding along legendary.

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Some cathedrals just take their gargoyles for granite.

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Don’t get me started on those gargoyles!! I had to repeat Legendary like 4 times before I beat it

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I just assume all statues are Weeping Angels and try not to blink…

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Never knew I could harbor such hatred for carved pieces of stone, but here were are.

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At least they’re more tangible than the pixels on the screen, :wink:

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Never trust gargoyles. They always look stoned.

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you are hella valid, I would’ve held your beer for you if I’d known

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I’ll be sure to call you the next time I vandalize stuff in my dreams. :joy:

That’s why I have a rocky relationship with them.

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That can happen when you both have boulder than normal personalities.

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Sounds like your guys’ relationship is on the rocks right now. Try not to hit rock bottom.

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Try gargoyling with rum. That usually softens the rough edges :pirate_flag: :pirate_flag: :pirate_flag:

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This thread officially has sedimental value to me. I will engrave it onto my tombstone one day.

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I’m working on my own gargoyle. The beak needs a bit of work, but I think I can pull it off :penguin:

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So… Many… Puns… Whyyy? :sob:

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Need some help?

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As geologists say: schist happens

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Perhaps you can just feather it in.

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