Last night, I went to the nearest church, stole all the gargoyles and crushed them into a million pieces with a gigantic hammer.
I then proceeded to set those pieces on fire (pro-tip: stone isn’t a great combustible).
I’m not proud of it, but damn, was it cathartic.
Unfortunately, I eventually woke up and realized I still had Legendary to complete.
FML.
Lol I am still plodding along legendary.
Some cathedrals just take their gargoyles for granite.
Don’t get me started on those gargoyles!! I had to repeat Legendary like 4 times before I beat it
I just assume all statues are Weeping Angels and try not to blink…
Never knew I could harbor such hatred for carved pieces of stone, but here were are.
At least they’re more tangible than the pixels on the screen, 
Never trust gargoyles. They always look stoned.
you are hella valid, I would’ve held your beer for you if I’d known
I’ll be sure to call you the next time I vandalize stuff in my dreams. 
That’s why I have a rocky relationship with them.
That can happen when you both have boulder than normal personalities.
Sounds like your guys’ relationship is on the rocks right now. Try not to hit rock bottom.
Try gargoyling with rum. That usually softens the rough edges 
This thread officially has sedimental value to me. I will engrave it onto my tombstone one day.
So… Many… Puns… Whyyy? 
Need some help?
As geologists say: schist happens
Perhaps you can just feather it in.
