Anyone else freaked out by the villagers?

[KingV1331]

Ducks are broken and need to be nerfed

If you are patient enough you can kill a dragon flying nearby your castle, you just need to tap it to death, but it is possible. So this is suspicious, that only villagers don’t die from tapping…

I contend that they are figments. They never age, they don’t eat, and you can’t kill them. Plus the fact that they don’t enter the areas we can’t see inside makes me believe they are just a group hallucination. The only reason I think they disappear at the gates is because they are leaving one player’s imagination (village) and entering another player’s imagination (village).

[Digger]

But why can we take out a dragon? Ducks can be part of pov daily challenges so we indirectly get something from hunting them, should not some kind of gift/award be due for the dragon hunting skills?

[Digger]

Ive just seen a villager escape, went up the path by mystic vision tower and didnt come back out

[Digger]

Lol. Went up the path across the grass. Gone to see his boo or cuz it’s all men maybe a Breakback Mountain moment?

[Ham.Cheese]

Yes sir, I’d like 1 set of whatever everyone here is smoking, please

[Mistress_of_Shadows]

Ohhhh we r doing more than that

[NicoX]

I know at least one person who’s freaked out by villagers. I mean look at this…

Ducks are broken and need to be nerfed

I don’t think puffins are the solution. Or is there a bug? I’ve been tapping for an hour now and haven’t downed one single puffin! Are they disguised villagers!?

[Pike]

You forgot this…

Ducks are broken and need to be nerfed

I… I think you’re right! Only villagers go into the windmill on the farm, yet only ham comes out. …

[Pike]

@Mistress_of_Shadows

So maybe these men went out to go shopping and or just don’t want to go home.

And they stay outside because there is no pub…

[NicoX]

@Pike

You forgot this…

I… I think you’re right! Only villagers go into the windmill on the farm, yet only ham comes out. thinking … scream

Quit deflecting! @Sam-I-Am is worried about the villagers’ safety and well-being, which is clearly not your case.

[Pike]

Unfortunately, the link does not reveal what led to this…

[Sam-I-Am]

@NicoX

@Sam-I-Am is worried about the villagers’ safety and well-being, which is clearly not your case.

Hey, I have been worried about he villagers’ safety for quite some time now:

Oddity in village

and where is this guy going? [image] out farming in Corellia? Hot date with Ada at some monument out in the valley?

I keep saying hi to them, trying to warn them about the dangers of the windmills but they just wave back and then go about their business, completely oblivious…

[dansing]

Ever wondered what the villagers might be actually saying when we POKE them
&
They are forced to wave at the POKER
bcoz
SG forces them to do so

[Mistress_of_Shadows]

Does that make them subs? Do we have a bdsm village… Hmmm Now im interested even more

[NicoX]

@Sam-I-Am

I keep saying hi to them, trying to warn them about the dangers of the windmills but they just wave back and then go about their business, completely oblivious…

In their defense, windmills aren’t supposed to turn people into ham, so I understand why they think you’re a tinfoil hat nutjob until it’s too late.

[NicoX]

@Mistress_of_Shadows

Does that make them subs? Do we have a bdsm village… Hmmm Now im interested even more

You wouldn’t be interested if they weren’t subs.

[Mistress_of_Shadows]

Case by case basis… I have my standards

[NicoX]

[Mistress_of_Shadows]

My villagers have called a union meeting and they’re asking for their reps. They’re all wanting to discuss why half of their Village is covered by ads. I think they’re going to go on strike soon…

[NicoX]

How does a villager strike work? They essentially do nothing anyway. Would they just quit walking around pointlessly? Not sure they have much leverage here.