In early 2019 the economy tanks worse than Aegir and SG goes bust…
All our brave heroes need to retrain and get back in the job market.
Ideas for new careers:
Boldtusk - cheerleader - ok, he’ll look odd in a skirt but he’ll get the college football team pepped up with War Cry!
Colen - shampoo commercials - his feels 50% stronger, and looks so healthy it shines
Gravemaker - school cook - no bratty kid is going to go hungry when a druid wearing a skull serves up a bowl of tasty horse offal.
Wu Kong - stock market commodities trader. Please note shares my fall in value, as well as rise.
Gormek - doctor - your athletes foot will be cured when your leg in chopped off at the knee
Renfeld - birthday party rent-a-clown. For a party you’ll never forget… and will remember in your dreams… please not the dreams… don’t make me sleep mummy… that’s when I see the clown
Zeline - astrophysicist at NASA. What, you thought she was just a pretty face? Shame on you.
To me Gormek have always looked like a chef of some kind because of his size and name of his special (yes, I realize two others share the same special)
Gormek: My days pulverizing my enemies may be done, but these meats aren’t going to cook themselves, take my “Flaming Tenderizer!” Swings giant Meat Tenderizer
Horghal - Poster boy for ecologically friendly underwear
Elena - sushiman from hell
Vivica - translator to hearing impaired folk
Domitia - weapons of mass destruction analyst
Isarnia also has that Opera singer / Sarah Brightman-like vibe to me. Isarnia: Not a fan of opera huh? Well, no one is perfect. Sings a touching Celtic hymn to the audience, with just the right amount Glacial Shatter to lower the crowd’s defenses against her songs
Leonidas: Oh how the once proud and mighty King of Sparta has fallen, sitting here in this sampling booth makes me want to hurt someone… Oh, hello there, would you like to try this new deodorant, sir? It’s called “New Spice - Madness” It goes on smooth, and doesn’t chaff your underarms. Trust me, I know.
Mok-Arr is going to try actor career in new Jaws movie.
Domitia decides to make rock band with her singing. And hires Joon(angry look, which suits for rock band) for playing drums and Drake(he is always wanted to do that, he has that \m/ sign in his left hand) to be guitarist. Basist will be Grimm, since every rock band need devilish looking guy.
Evelyn will find her true calling as an actress. With her flaming red hair and built in arc reactor on her chest, she’s a shoe in for the Iron Man reboot staring Tony and Peppers granddaughter, Ginny Stark.