In early 2019 the economy tanks worse than Aegir and SG goes bust…
All our brave heroes need to retrain and get back in the job market.
Ideas for new careers:
Boldtusk - cheerleader - ok, he’ll look odd in a skirt but he’ll get the college football team pepped up with War Cry!
Colen - shampoo commercials - his feels 50% stronger, and looks so healthy it shines
Gravemaker - school cook - no bratty kid is going to go hungry when a druid wearing a skull serves up a bowl of tasty horse offal.
Wu Kong - stock market commodities trader. Please note shares my fall in value, as well as rise.
Gormek - doctor - your athletes foot will be cured when your leg in chopped off at the knee
Renfeld - birthday party rent-a-clown. For a party you’ll never forget… and will remember in your dreams… please not the dreams… don’t make me sleep mummy… that’s when I see the clown
Zeline - astrophysicist at NASA. What, you thought she was just a pretty face? Shame on you.
Any other good ideas?