You know you've been playing Empires too much when


#122

When the internet connection is not working and you make up the excuse to go get gas to go into town and see if it works there. [today]


#123

…When this thread goes MIA
…When you recognize heroes, even though you don’t have them, because others praise/complain about them all the time
…When @Rook doesn’t notice that her impersonation of a cat may lead to trademark/copyright infringement litigation


#124

…when you have a back story for every townie that waves at you
…you speak more to your alliance mates than to your co-workers :grin:


#125

…you wonder how Doctor Who would deal with the Titans. I mean after the Weeping Angels, these titans are like playing with kittens.


#126

…You wonder how Benny Hill would deal with all of this


#127

…you have a selection of gaming music just for playing E&P


#128

Down with the Sickness by Disturbed would be great in the background for final titan hit.


#129

…you read through all the comments and can agree with quite a few, or half, or most, or all. And then just laugh at yourself because you think to yourself you are just as nuts as the rest.


#130

…you identify with ALL comments…but tell yourself that others’ addiction to the game is far worse… :grin:


#131

This! Lol lol lollol lol lol!!!


#132

…you are fluent enough with translate apps to be able to communicate with people in other languages from your own.


#133

If this ever happened to me I would jump into AR and PS chat and post a ‘if you’re on the number 11 bus headed to the station… nice jacket you have on today…’ message - you know, slightly less creepy :joy:


#134

Ugggh…

You have created a budget item call E&P. Others are stuff like food, rent, gas, entertainment, etc. Then you realize E&P is not under the entertainment category… and you are totally ok with that.

Uggh…


#135

…When you have the “Random Number Generator (RNG)” wiki page bookmarked and refer to it regularly…


You know you’re on too much E&P Line groups etc when:

…When you have collected all of OwlSpirit’s event maps… :grin:

…When you’re a regular on Anchor’s livestream…

…When you recruit on Line just as much as AR…


#136

…When you actually read @Dante2377 posts and realize he’s not trying to put you in the Inferno


#137

you know you’ve been playing Empires too much when…

me: sees Recruits II has spawned
me: quickly checks the forum for an information if it has epic troop token
Forum: there isn’t any epic troop token
me: yeah ByEEEEEE recruits II goes to farm the map


#138

… your kids argue about who gets to use the next summon token
…you hope the baby needs changing at 2am so you can start your next building upgrade


#139

… you put the names of heroes, and also your Alliance team mates into your phone’s autocorrect/Swype dictionary

… you think you’ll be victorious crashing into that green car, because your car is red

… you think it’s really very odd your pastor or minister’s clothes aren’t yellow

… you chalk it up to the RNG if you didn’t get a raise this year at work


#140

… you can’t go to sleep yet, because there is still world energy left

… you grind 13-6 as soon as you wake up, before showering or brushing your teeth or anything else because… must open the hero chest so I can open another one tonight


#141

My pastor wears PURPLE!!! :fearful::fearful::fearful::fearful::fearful: