You know you've been playing Empires too much when


I just listened to @Dator and @Uclapack’s stream at 1.5 speed.

They went from sounding like they’re from Kansas to sounding like they’re from New York :joy:

It also sounded surprisingly normal.

Good stuff.


When you play in your sleep.

And no, I don’t mean in your dreams. I mean when you’re autofarming and you doze off with your phone in your hand, and become semiconscious every couple of minutes just long enough to acknowledge your victory and restart the level.

This may or may not have happened to me this morning. I mean, how would I know? I was asleep.


So true! Unfortunately I always wake up cursing at myself as my sleepiness always wins from my perseverance. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:


When you only try to level up so that you can sleep for longer periods without waking up to burn your world energy.


…when you have read all of the comments above :joy:


When your girlfriend start getting mad at you for gluing to your phone every minutes.

And when you often sit on toilet bowl attacking Titans and also reading this


No, not without loot tickets


When you find out that 7DD hero guides are not holly secret guide!
When you get used on the forum and ingame chat and become well known.


… you browse these forums aimlessly as you wait for your flags to recharge.

Then back to 8-7


I’m absolutely there…but for Christmas event


… you prowl these forums to nervously check to see if @JonahTheBard replied to, liked, or (even better) moderated your post…

…every night before you sleep

And when he does any of the above you cry tears of joy before happily going back to 8-7


Sleep in peace, dear @FrenziedEye


I have 8 minutes left until my next flag but am so sleepy.

But I’m one flag away from completing my 100 monsters chest…


Refuses to… Sleep… Until… Next… Fl… Zzzzzzz


You consider spending a world energy flask so you can fill your monster chest, but then you are like, “oh wait, i will only get a battle item and 1 gem.”

And then do it anyway…


When you buy an external battery for your smartphone to continue playing.


@Rook Yes! Chosen Ones by Dream Evil when fighting dragon titans, Two Steps From Hell for everything else


How’s little Boril doing, by the way?


… when you refuse to travel overseas for your honeymoon because Farholme Pass is on and you don’t want to forgo your Damascus Blade

looks for WiFi on arrival


This is not a contest, but if it was, you would have won. :joy::joy::joy:


I am bowing and saying … I’m not worthy. Yes, definately a crown!