You and your wife spend money on new routers and cable modem to improve the internet connection at your house so you stop losing connection during battles…
Someone want meet Hel?
You and your husband discuss buying new tablets dedicated to the game and keeping the older tablets for every other app.
When you have a nightmare of crappy board that’s all red and you didn’t bring any red heroes into the battle.
But when you wake up…it all comes true!!!
…when you suggest sth like this:
Only a crazy person would suggest such a thing…
When you buy a bottle of Levi Roots’ hot sauce at midnight just so you can make an atrocious pun on a forum…
Read all 422 post waitng for WE to recharge.
hey, I had communication on 5 different mediums with one game friend.
You know you been playing empires too much, when:
*you are staring at someone you dislike, and imagining Bane’s harmonic Slam hitting them, then again, and again, and then you wake up from you day dream, and they ask why your smiling.
When you find a penny on the ground and are thankful that you didn’t have to fill a monster chest to claim it.
When you climb the inside winding staircase of an historical monument to see the view at the top and can only think “this is as tough as ascending a 5*”.
You wake up and grab your phone to play a minute, but next thing you know it’s bedtime again -
When you are texting or calling your husband at work reminding him to hit the Titan oops! Sorry not sorry
When you see people standing around holding darts in a pub, and you find yourself wondering who they’re planning to ascend.
When you’re a well published scientist, at an elite research institution. Suddenly finding yourself obsessively developing and optimizing a new genome-wide sequencing based methodology. Solely for the purpose of publishing it with a name whose acronym somehow works out to be one of the HOTM (seriously)!
Oh, and your lab mates are already wondering what all those numbers and stars mean on all of your lab reagents and typed protocols. But they are too embarrassed to ask, so you smile when you notice their typed up versions of your lab protocols (or better yet, their newly developed ones), contain items like buffers named WuK3-60 (with my originally accompanied disclaimer note “ * works well, but still could use further optimization” , still right next to it.
Now you gotta tell us which one…
Or, at least that would be my mad scientist acronym.