You know you've been playing Empires too much when

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I thought its new thread … sorry TEN

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Azure, I’m with you on this. Great minds think alike.

When… you’ve run out of genuine E&P conspiracies, so you write your own:

The Olympian Conspiracy

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… your mortgage used to be your highest financial expense every month, and now its gems.

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Pro tip: you can increase the playback speed of YouTube videos (not live ones of course). Click the 3 dots in the top right corner while the video is playing. I love anchors videos. Love them, but they are better when played at 1.5 x speed.

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…you walk around the city with auto-farm turned on, checking every 5 minutes to replay level.

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Is there another way to do it?

…when you look at people you know IRL and wonder what element they would be.

… when you get a very important call while in the middle of fighting war/titan/raid/expensive quest and you debate whether to answer it.

…when you dream that you are in the E&P universe.

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When you have an alt and start thinking of it as another person

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Nice tip! I always forget about this and it’s a great tool. Thanks for the reminder.

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When you get into a debate with your alt in alliance chat

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When I dream almost every night which hero will be upgraded & how to set them up in my main team! :thinking:

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I just listened to @Dator and @Uclapack’s stream at 1.5 speed.

They went from sounding like they’re from Kansas to sounding like they’re from New York :joy:

It also sounded surprisingly normal.

Good stuff.

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When you play in your sleep.

And no, I don’t mean in your dreams. I mean when you’re autofarming and you doze off with your phone in your hand, and become semiconscious every couple of minutes just long enough to acknowledge your victory and restart the level.

This may or may not have happened to me this morning. I mean, how would I know? I was asleep.

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So true! Unfortunately I always wake up cursing at myself as my sleepiness always wins from my perseverance. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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When you only try to level up so that you can sleep for longer periods without waking up to burn your world energy.

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…when you have read all of the comments above :joy:

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When your girlfriend start getting mad at you for gluing to your phone every minutes.

And when you often sit on toilet bowl attacking Titans and also reading this

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No, not without loot tickets

When you find out that 7DD hero guides are not holly secret guide!
When you get used on the forum and ingame chat and become well known.

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