We are the Shop Family…becoming brothers and sisters with those weirdo cousins and me…Mamabear tries to control all of thee with whips, chains, and a master degree of sarcasm and fukwittery
We have a full house but the waiting list has been formed…
Been a few busy days…RL bullshittery…
Come join the wait list of a Great Family…The Shops
Regardless of your play style we are here to help you grow and become stronger and overcome all obstacles
You were gone?? Never noticed
Got room for a special breed of player
We are all special at the Shops…or looney as a box of fruit loops…lol…but never boring
Two spots open and they will go fast… Come get u some.
Bonus …you get to meet a handsome Toad with lots of knowledge to share
Annnnd fish and chips is on the menu. Don’t ask about the blood pudding
Hurry up. We got room for 5 . All levels welcome. Just have a sarcastic attitude and line. Must be over 18 and not whiny… See ya soon
So a story:
One day in the Land of Shops…there was a lonely Toad sitting by the side of the road…he was waiting for traffic to clear so he could hop to the other side…anywaaaay…The Toad notices something strange on the other side…
There it was…a skunk and cat on a goat’s back who was on a Bear’s back while balancing on a surfboard in a inflatable pool…so when the traffic cleared…the fine English Toad hopped over and asked what smells
What in the *** are u smoking and do u have enough to share with the rest of the shops
Can you handle what I smoke is the question…lol
Join the Shops man…we are groovy
I’ll have you know… Toads do not wear thongs my good lady
Guess I’m going to have to dig up the pic to prove otherwise…lol