Women's armor


#1

I’m just throwing this out there!

I have 5 star Sartana (love her!)

Instead of royal tabards, warm cloaks, and tall boots, shouldn’t I be winning bras, negligees, and stilettos?

I mean, she’s a little underdressed for battle. Those shoes!


#2

Maybe part of her special skill is distracting the monsters, then impaling them with her stilettos?


#3

Most of the women heroes shop at Victorious Secret


#4

Just wait until you see Natalya (two straps). It is ridiculous to see women objectified like this. I am beginning to wonder if college computer departments have a required class called “How To Program With Mr. Happy.” (I bet this post is flagged by “people” who prefer their women slutty.)


#5

Sartana looks dressed for Arctic conditions compared to February’s HotM Zeline! See?


#6

Yup. That’s just crazy.


#7

Now just imagine King Arthur dressed like that.

Yeah, you can’t forget it anymore, i cursed you.


#8

I think there’s only one fair solution to the matter at hand. I mean, just look at Colen, standing in this fiery landscape, clutching a fiery-looking axe. He must be really hot over there :face_with_monocle:
Help the poor dude, liberate him of some garments!


#9

I just glanced through the summoning portal, did nobody notice that half the males in there are not wearing a lot of clothes either? I don’t mind, please do objectify the males too…:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#10

Other than Grimms 12-pack, there’s only Greymane and Oberon that come anywhere close to the womens’ scant.
Now I’m a bit worried about you.

Although Obakan looks like he visits the same sign-less shops that Natalya does. :face_with_monocle:


#11

Joon, Magni, Azlar, just a few :wink: . I didn’t actually count them, might be less than half.
You don’t have to worry, I was kidding, I am good either way, (clothes or lack of clothes).


#12

But consider Perseus. Here’s the most famous artistic rendering of him

Or as painted by Italian masters:

And here is how SG envisioned him:

So, anyone notice a difference?


#13

::GASP:: They forgot the Gorgon’s head!

I didn’t realise SG had given him a codpiece of sorts…


#14

Hah hah, fooled you all – they made Perseus a lefty!


#15

Oh my god, it’s the armor that make them awful!
Leonidas, Elkanen, Thorne, Khagan, Perseus… They are all heavy armored!

You shall strip them! :mage:


#16

I was thinking Obaken and Sartana use the same stylist.


#17

So for men we get a blue demon, a werewolf, and a fugly goblinoid.
For women Natalya, Zeline, and whatelse.

Nu-uh, this calls for justice! :vampire:


#18

Lol! I’m thinking a new character…we shall call him Magic Mike!


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#20

I’m F2P, but I’d bust out my wallet to roll for this dude.