Why is Ares' head so small?


#1

Ares has a pin head and a giant (forced perspective) left arm. Why is Ares’ head so small? Post your top three answers here!

3, Ares jilted Sonya, Shaarkot and Aife in a game of cards so Shaarkot shrunk his head.

2, Ares is actually a hobbit controlling a robot suit and that’s his proper head size… it’s his body in there that’s tiny.

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#2

Probably you can pull it behind to get a gummy.


#3

Ares is actually a pez dispenser?


#4

He’s a brazilian soccer player and a victim of the zika virus?


#5

He’s the god of war and apparently war hounds aren’t that smart, but they tend to be quite buff. Thus, a massive body and tiny head.


#6

So it could fit into magneto’s helmet of course.


#7

Ares infuriated the pigmy tribe of the Awarensi, who shrunk his head after the little matter of an unpaid tribal gambling debt… :laughing: