So, yeah, I’m going to say I, an average guy with a yellow belt (the noobest one) in Jui Jitsu could beat Jenneh in a fight.
And what’s more there’s a bunch of other so called ‘heroes’ I reckon I could batter:
Olaf - the guy is clearly past it. I’d dodge the spear, trip him up and he’d be like a tortoise on it’s back.
Quintus - will tire quickly wearing his silly robot hand. His visibility will be reduced too, because of his highly tinted goggles. Surprise attack from the side is an easy win.
Mnessus - on dry land, obviously, although I got my 25m swimming badge, so either way actually.
Shrubbear - rev up the strimmer and it’s game over for this animated shrubbery.
Glass Jaw Viv. A hard swipe to the chin and she’s out.
Peters. It’s always been a dream of mine to rip off someone’s arm and beat them to death with it, and I feel like I could do that to Peters.
Unless my life were on the line I don’t think I’d ever resort to kicking a man in the crunchbasket. But I don’t know… there’s something about Renfeld… one swift kick to the nards on that dude doesn’t feel like a cheap shot at all; but deserving. Maybe I’d throw sand in his eyes prior, too.
Danzaburo. Are we allowed to bring a burlap sack with us into a fight? If so, I’d probably place the sack on the ground with a stick propping it open, lure him in with a carrot, stick falls… a little trickster’s gambit of my own. Then it’s just a matter of whether I immediately start stomping on the sack, or grab it and smash it against big rocks.
Gafar. Once his beard hair comes untucked from his robe it’s game over. Pull that down, fast, where his face meets my knee.
Isarnia. I won’t get into details. I just feel like I could. And maybe should?
So, yeah, pretty much some women, children, elderly, and rodents. I never said I’d be proud of it, but since the question was asked…
I know we’re pretty numb to things on the forum…but the fact that @JonahTheBard & @DaveCozy pay no mind to this and are more concerned about the mortality of Peters is…