“… let’s see, 20, multiply by this factor, 200, carry the three …”
“Ok, everyone over here, hurry!” @CaptainjaKCsparrow indicated a spot that was exactly 200 metres from the tardis. “All except the Doctor and @nevarmaor. You two need to be in the tardis for this to work.”
Everyone looked skeptically at @CaptainjaKCsparrow. “Well, come on people, let’s move it, move it, move it! That meteor is not waiting for you to take your time here!”
All the assembled looked at each other, then shrugged and moved into position. @nevarmaor and The Doctor stood in the Tardis doorway. “Hey Tardis, are you with us?” whispered @nevarmaor anxiously. “Sorry about the caustic comments earlier.”
“Ok” said @CaptainjaKCsparrow, handing a sheet of paper to McGonagall. “When I give you the word, say this loudly three times.”
“What poppycock is this? It’s nothing more than my last spell backwards.”
“Just do it! The math works out.”
“Proteus!” he called out. “Keep the zoidbergs in one group!”
The tometeor continued looming overhead, getting bigger and bigger, like an inflated ego.
“We have to time this just right. Everyone ready?”
“Umm, sure.”
“Yeah, what?”
shrug
“Sorry, wasn’t listening.”
“On my mark, McGonagall read your spell. Remember THREE times. Everyone else jump up as high as you can. Doctor, get the Tardis to do a triple somersault and at the end, toss out @nevarmaor.”
“Wait, what?” @nevarmaor complained, starting to exit the Tardis.
“GO! NOW!”
Everyone jumped as high as they could. McGonagall read the spell three times, as everyone seemed to be suspended at the top of their jump. The Tardis leaped high and somersaulted three times.
Once McGonagall finished her spell, the suspended throng (well, all 21 of them) plummeted to the earth, causing a shockwave. The 100,000 zoidbergs all imploded in on each other (except for one, that @nevarmaor landed on after being flung from the Tardis). 99,999 zoidbergs fused into a giant steaming glob of chowder and the shockwave launched the glob straight up at the tometeor.
Everyone watched in fascination as the two came closer and closer together. What would happen next? Well, everyone except @nevarmaor and @Dr-Zoidberg who were trying to untangle themselves. “Get off me, you deca-limbed groper!” “I’m a Doctor, not an air bag!”
There was a loud, ear-piercing scream from above. “Agggh, Xenu!”
)
