Meanwhile 2 Beliths run out of the forest both shouting “@sft1965 is mine”. Then they both start shouting “he was mine first”. Belith #1 says to her twin “Then why did he give me this pretty costume and not you? Answer me that!”. Both Beliths suddenly raise their hands and slap each other but Belith #2 gets knocked silly.
Then from a different direction, 2 Azars, both in costumes run up shouting, @sft1965 is OURS and they cast their specials. Costume Belith visibly withers. “What have you done to me? I’ve lost half my mana”.
But it gets even worse. 2 costume bonus Sonyas dressed differently run up and tell the Azar and Belith twins quite forcefully. “Actually you four are all delusional. I was, we were, the first 4* Blues he ever pulled and we just knew then that we were his, he covets us. You might be Rare, but we are Epic!”
“Besides that” says Sonya #1, “He likes my leg armour”… Sonya #2 gives her twin a quizzical look and says “He told me he prefers me with my leg armour off…”
Thwack, she gets hit by one of @Rooks frying pans.
“In my gym leggings” she continues. “Sorry says @Rook, pre-emptive strike. My bad.”
“Poor dear dope can’t even get a breast plate off one handed”. Both look at him fondly.
Multiple frying pans are twitching all over the place.
When suddenly a new face appears. None other than @SamMe from the F2P rebellion.
Toxicandra whispers to @Photon. “I bet he used some lame line like: would you like to come and check out my inventory?”
@sft1965 is starting to look visibly uncomfortable (like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar).
Proteus is just hiding behind his hanky. “This is just dreadful”
“Hu Tao” mutters @sft1965. “Could you whip me up a refreshing Vegan smoothie. I’m not sure I like all this? Get GanJu to get some common herbs from my inventory and don’t let ShaJi near it, he messed up last time.”
@sleepyhead rushes up and demands to see the bag of common herbs that HuTao used. It reads, “Devils lettuce”. “We have that in the Netherlands too, what were you thinking GanJu? He has 18,000 common herbs and you had to pick out this?.”
HuTao dutifully makes a note about this strange lettuce and concludes it must be a bug in the new build V 41.0.0.
So, no Disneyland? Asks @nevarmaor with a tone of palpable disappointment.
Toxicandra thinks quietly that @sft1965 is far more handsome green…
@akionna speaks up. “Just prop him against a rock for a while, it’ll comfort him… He’ll be fine before the next post. We’ll be in Japan in no time. Aethers await.”
@SamMe just shakes her head…