Proteus woke with a gasp, and accidentally unleashed his special on Azlarnia!
“Awww…” Azlarnia sat, crestfallen. “Now I have to wait a bit longer…”
Then Li Xiu stumbled, sending her seven blades at Azlarnia, cutting their mana even more.
“Are you kidding me?!” Azlarnia facepalmed.
Then Lady of the Lake dropped her basket, and a few sword minions fell out, pelting Azlarnia, cutting even more mana!
“This is getting ridiculous!” Azlarnia began jumping up and down in a rage.
Meanwhile…
“No, no, a true gentleman would let a wonderful lady such as yourself go first! And after all, we will be more effective if you reduce their defense first,” Azlar pointed out.
“Well, that last bit is difficult to argue with…” Isarnia noted.
“Will you two just get it on already!” Miki yelled from nowhere…
“Nah” responds @Photon “Let’s just wait for a bit”
“Oh and keep away from that @sft1965 1965, Australian slang is so ‘common’” says ‘Toxy’.
Proteus talks to Hu Tao who responds with, “a hemp smoothie might well do the trick. It couldn’t make this monologue worse…”
Proteus persists however, Morris has him deeply perturbed. “Do you think my special might help?”
“Don’t be stupid Fishman!” says Hansel. “Your idea is to poison him over time?”
@Sleepyhead appears and shouts, “Get off my Proteus you monster, visigoth. He was trying to be helpful!..”
“I can control him, I’m just not sure If I want to.” continues Hansel (ignoring @sleepyhead for a brief moment, but that healthy physique?..). “Morris is just so badly dressed and out of shape. At least you have that muscular lean physique and that dapper hankey Proteus.”…
Sleepyhead’s jaw dropped. “But Rook, I’m FTP! You know how hard it is to get ANY 5*?”
Rock smiled evilly. “You have to give one up!”
Sleepyhead quivered. “But… but… I love them all!”
Although, he thought to himself, if he had to pick one… No way would it be Seshat, Malosi, Margaret or Inari - they are offensive staples. And before pulling Bera, Seshat was also my Purple defense queen… that leaves Aegir, who was my first 5 ever and still sees use in Buff Booster, Mythic Titan and Ninja Tower… so it would have to be poor Aeron, outclassed now by 2x Dapper Noble Rigard… and not just in battle…*
Sleepyhead swooned, thinking about his last date night with Dapper Noble Rigard. Dapper, handsome, boosting his strength… AND rich!
Rook smiled. She knew what Sleepyhead was thinking. And a frying pan hovered threateningly above him…
Poof! Aeron appeared!
“You TRAITOR!” Aeron yelled. “I was your only cleanser until 16 months in the game, when that upstart Rigard showed up!”
Sleepyhead jumped back. “Hey, hey, I just said I was NOT going to give you, or any HOTM, up!”
“But you were thinking it!” Aeron stamped his foot. “You ungrateful brat! I’m going to…”
Once upon a time, at a base on a beach…Hu Tao is at the cafe. “Gimme another.” He said. “Hu Tao, that’s your fifth one. If you drink anymore smoothies, you’ll pass out.” Belith said. “No worries. I’m good.” Hu Tao said back to Belith.
Then, a woman dressed in green walked in. “I’ll take my usual.” The woman said, sitting down. “Who is she?” Hu Tao asked. “You don’t know who she is? That’s Toxicandra.” Lianna said, sitting next to Hu Tao. “Never heard of her.” “How have you not heard of her?” Lianna asked.
“I think Hu Tao’s been on a smoothie-spree the past few months.” Proteus said. “Though I’m suprised he hadn’t gotten a brain freeze yet.” Wilbur added. "“Is this the part where everyone starts bashing on me?” Hu Tao asked. “YUP!” Everyone except Belith and Toxicandra said in unison.
The leader of the flock of ducks dropped down. “You called?” The leader asked. “Oh, we didn’t mean you.” @sleepyhead said. “But, we do have the Shoot 10 Ducks challenge today.” @nevarmaor added in. “Wait…you aren’t gonna do that…are you?” The leader asked. And everyone then redeemed their points for that day.