Richard strode across to where Cyprian and Tiburtus stood.
“Please remove your hand from around Tiburtus’ throat” he asked Cyprian softly. Then added not quite so soft “Or IT’S HAMMER TIME!”
With that @sleepyhead fainted straight away.
Seeing this, Sabina rushed across to check that he was ok. “He is ok” she said needlessly as @sleepyhead rose to his feet again, his cheeks flushed.
“Oh, Richard, you are magnificent.”
“What? Who … say aren’t you one of those f2p guys constantly complaining about the pitiful chances of getting my costume for me? Why don’t you come and explain to me exactly what the problem is here. I never really grasped the whole ‘whale’ concept to be honest.”
Cyprian turned to Richard. “Why exactly are you here anyway?”
“What? Oh, that. Sorry, I got sidetracked. There’s some kind of danger to the realms that we need to confront or something. Elena sent me here to gather up our forces. She can explain it a lot clearer than I can. I suppose we should gather and go talk to her now.”
Marjana interrupted. “But we’re waiting for Justice. We made popcorn and smoothies.” Hu Tao nodded his head vigorously, proffering a glass to Richard.
“Hah. You will be waiting a long time for that, I’m afraid. Justice is not to be found …”