We have seen many departures, breaks, separations, one affirmation of not leaving, and many other posts that continue to drag us down.
I have found the solutionā¦the game needsā¦
To find a way to package a mini-Voidstrike and add him to all alliance rosters. Just like the veg-o-matic your mini-Voidstrike āhe slices, he dices and so much moreā:
Provides intermittent comedic anecdotes
Available as a scapegoat for all your internal dissension & issues
Available as someone to point and laugh at to feel better
Feeds his 3 star heroes away immediately so has that child-like wonder and amazement at every Dawa summon
Will not score higher than you in War
Will not knock you out of Loot Grade A+ to C on Titan hits
Will provide a compassionate ear of an individual keenly attuned with the struggles, frustrations and sadness of mental health issues
Will check up on you to make sure youāre staying sane in the midst of the global pandemic
War banters amongst the best of them
See testimonies of āhighly satisfiedā - āmehā from the following:
āI donāt know why I ever moved him into the Pirate Horde from the waitlistā¦he keeps perpetuating the Ģ·fĢ·aĢ·cĢ·tĢ· lie that Iām a robotā¦ā - @zephyr1
āHeās my favorite tile store customerā¦will go mono red and buy every color but red from me. Highly profitable Ģ·sĢ·uĢ·cĢ·kĢ·eĢ·rĢ· customerā¦ā @ProfLoki
āHe keeps calling my attorney a Kangarooā¦ā @Guvnor
All of this to sayā¦the best parts of the game are the players themselves (and the player created supplemental content) so with that premise which forum regulars/personalities do you wish you could bottle up and send to each alliance to brighten up their day a little bit?
I can only support this!
A mini @voidstrike is also perfectly to be blamed for bad jokes (you put in) in the featured message.
The mini voidstrike needs to be implemented as fast as possible!
Just wondering if thereās a money back guarantee on the āMini-Voidstrikeā? In case all my comic relief demands are not meet to gut busting satisfaction.
While I am shocked & appalled at the mere notion that a mini-me would not be able to provide all the comic relief demands of a customerā¦
There is a money back guarantee but I donāt think youād want to proceed with it:
You see each Mini-Voidstrike comes at a cost of $9.99 to me. Where I will pay you to allow him to grace your alliance with his presence and provide the comic reliefā¦so a money back guarantee would mean that you would be paying me $9.99 back to remove him from your alliance.
Very complicated stuffā¦
As I said, shocked & appalled that such a thought could cross your mind.
A mini-Voidstrike to brighten the day. OK where does one sign up? Asking for a friend, as stealing, no borrowing, from pirates always ends badly in the movies .
Then Iāll make an ill-advised promise to deliver it before the end of the year which I wonāt.
Iāll have an alpha version which I scrap before it sees the light of day
Then when people are on the brink of hopelessness Iāll release a version into Betaā¦
ā¦which will be praised by the masses for addressing every promise I ever made before I release a live version to a chorus of āoohsā & āahhhā, jubilant tears of joy falling from every person who endured the long waitā¦because I put on for my Ģ·cĢ·iĢ·tĢ·yĢ· gamersā¦on on for my Ģ·cĢ·iĢ·tĢ·yĢ· gamers
Size to be determinedā¦but taking into account the previous request of cleaning under sofasā¦that would make sense
Letās go with yesā¦but theyāre all mini meals (you know sort of like the evil genie twisting your wishes so theyāre still disappointing)
I agree with that assessment and with the additionsā¦the old man is one of my favorite people in this game/forum.
Exactly. Youāre no longer orange listed.
Alrightā¦thatās quite a bit of information at once. My policy is no pantsā¦meaning generally no lower garments beyond boxers/boxer briefsā¦and since you have your motherās ringing endorsement who am I to stand in your way, except the progenitor of this thread & concept who makes the rulesā¦so actually quite a bit allowing me to stand in your way. I wonātā¦ (for now)