“He keeps calling my attorney a Kangaroo…” @Guvnor
All of this to say…the best parts of the game are the players themselves (and the player created supplemental content) so with that premise which forum regulars/personalities do you wish you could bottle up and send to each alliance to brighten up their day a little bit?
While I am shocked & appalled at the mere notion that a mini-me would not be able to provide all the comic relief demands of a customer…
There is a money back guarantee but I don’t think you’d want to proceed with it:
You see each Mini-Voidstrike comes at a cost of $9.99 to me. Where I will pay you to allow him to grace your alliance with his presence and provide the comic relief…so a money back guarantee would mean that you would be paying me $9.99 back to remove him from your alliance.
Very complicated stuff…
As I said, shocked & appalled that such a thought could cross your mind.
Then I’ll make an ill-advised promise to deliver it before the end of the year which I won’t.
I’ll have an alpha version which I scrap before it sees the light of day
Then when people are on the brink of hopelessness I’ll release a version into Beta…
…which will be praised by the masses for addressing every promise I ever made before I release a live version to a chorus of “oohs” & “ahhh”, jubilant tears of joy falling from every person who endured the long wait…because I put on for my ̷c̷i̷t̷y̷ gamers…on on for my ̷c̷i̷t̷y̷ gamers
Size to be determined…but taking into account the previous request of cleaning under sofas…that would make sense
Let’s go with yes…but they’re all mini meals (you know sort of like the evil genie twisting your wishes so they’re still disappointing)
I agree with that assessment and with the additions…the old man is one of my favorite people in this game/forum.
Exactly. You’re no longer orange listed.
Alright…that’s quite a bit of information at once. My policy is no pants…meaning generally no lower garments beyond boxers/boxer briefs…and since you have your mother’s ringing endorsement who am I to stand in your way, except the progenitor of this thread & concept who makes the rules…so actually quite a bit allowing me to stand in your way. I won’t… (for now)