Thought this would be a fun thread to get going! What’s your E&P Personality? How many do you identify with?
Read through the options below then choose up to three at the end in the poll. Go!
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The Speedster
Ain’t nobody got time for that! You prefer fast - very fast mana heroes, burn through your loot tickets upon receipt, and it hurts you deep inside when you have to watch your flags refill when you’re out of flasks. -
The Professor
The game is all about the numbers, and you have been tracking the quantum mechanics through thousands of individual events. You delight in the philosophical discussion of attack damage calculation and hero pull probability. -
The Free Spirit
You wander in and out of the game as you please (or whenever you remember). You’re not sure what alliance you’re in or when the next event is, but when you do play you live in the moment and take in the scenery while hunting ducks over your stronghold. -
The Tortoise
Slow and steady wins the race. You live for the grind, and laugh as the Speedster blows through all his gems as soon as they arrive. Someday, they’ll see that it was worth all this time to wait for the release of a 100 pull. You may have been playing the game for 20 years, but you’ll be waiting and get the last laugh. -
The Big Game Hunter
Always on the lookout for the next best hero, you plan strategically which summons to pull from in order to complete your collection of rare HOtM specimens. You also tend to hop from alliance to alliance in search of the toughest titans to get the most desirable loot. -
The Collector
You prize heroes above all else in the game - appreciate their beauty, their skills, their heart. You own at least 1 copy of all 1-5 star Season 1 heroes, are loathe to feed dupes, and you dream of the day they’ll bring back Athena, the one that got away. Gotta Catchem’ All! -
The Newb
You started this game because you were being spammed by ads and you like puzzle games, but now you’re in over your head. What’s a pull? What’s a training camp? Which hero should I level… Derrick or Fletcher? I’m at level 2 now, how long until the next level? What’s a 3*? You just wish there weren’t so many acronyms and are hoping that someday soon you’ll have a full team of 5 heroes. -
The Fat Cat
You have poured so much money into this game that you’re pretty sure you own stock in Zynga by default. Every time a deal comes out you pounce on it, so you are never left wanting for mats or event heroes. No, it doesn’t get old being able to have it all. -
The Gossip
Your alliance is like your family, and you spend most of your game time chatting it up on the boards. You know every merc out there, and on the forum all of the mods know you by first name. For better or for worse, you always get the last word. -
The Scrooge
Nothing ever works out your way. The game is rigged, the season 1 heroes are outdated, the HOTM skills are too long and complicated, Telly should be nerfed, and you demand a refund. But you still feel the need to stick around just to give everyone a piece of your mind. Bah, humbug! -
The Flo Rida
Just going with the flow. You hit the titan, chat a lot, and whenever you get loot, you are grateful cause it’s more than what you had before. (Thanks, @Saphirra!) -
The Captain
You were born to lead! You started your alliance from scratch and built up your team of newbs from children to seasoned warriors. You are filled with wisdom you freely share with others, and are always ready with an epic monologue to rally your troops and bolster spirits for war. (Thanks for the inspiration, @Kengelma!) -
The Addict
E&P is your life (although you could totally quit any time you wanted to!) You have timers set for every single flag, and have on occasion forgotten to sleep because you were so engrossed in the game. Your greatest fear is that your phone battery dies or you lose connectivity mid-match. -
The Truth Seeker / Person of Principle
The game is just a means to an end to harp on about fairness, justice, loot boxes, corporations milking gamers, getting into arguments about these topics on the forum etc. No way are you spending a single cent on this gacha madness because it is unsustainable. (Thanks, @FrenziedEye!) -
The Lurker
You prefer to hide in the shadows, appearing only to strike the titan and use up those war flags. Your alliance aren’t sure you really exist, and you’ve never said a word or given a like on the forum, but you are always out there… watching… waiting… -
The Dinosaur
You’ve been there since the beginning, when the game emerged from the primordial ooze. Nothing phases you, because every team that comes at you is squashed like a bug. Your bench is as deep as it is wide, although you’re not sure how you feel about this new hero evolution.(Thanks for the inspo, @Chadmo!) -
The Absent-Minded
Oh, there was a Titan? Must have missed it, sorry, you know how I am… Oops, I meant to tag @angeljenn149 but mis-typed and tagged @sft1965 … their avatars look so much alike… what do you mean they don’t? Ah no, I missed the POV daily challenges again… I got distracted… I threw my phone away after losing a raid where I brought my 1/1 Proteus, instead of my +19 monster… hm oh it’s Sunday today? Oh no I missed the class quest then… wait, where IS my phone? (Thanks, @sleepyhead!) -
The Penny Pincher
You have never spent a dime on the game, and you vow to stay that way. Your pennies rest safely in their piggy bank, and although it’s tempting to crack it open, you’ll do anything to make sure it stays that way. Including inviting all your family, friends, colleagues and exes to play with you so you can stock up on those free VIP passes. -
The Creative Type
The game is your muse! The graphics, the epic battles, the valiant heroes… so much inspiration, so little time. You’re so full of ideas, and you’re bursting with the energy to turn those ideas into reality. Your alliance lost a war to an all-Boril-tank alliance yesterday and you had to make a meme about it. You did a 30-pull last Atlantis and only got 30 S1 3*s? Time to write a poem. In fact, while you still enjoy the game, it’s more the creative inspiration that fills your days rather than actual gameplay! Wait, I feel a song coming on… (Thanks, @sleepyhead!) -
The Once Upon a Time
You can identify yourself in many or all of these personalities at some point in your mysterious past - a true chameleon, you have experienced the highest of highs and lowest of lows on your archetypal journey to self-discovery. Who knows what lies in store for you in your next chapter? (Thanks for finishing off this list in Style, @Tato!)
- The Speedster
- The Professor
- The Free Spirit
- The Tortoise
- The Big Game Hunter
- The Collector
- The Newb
- The Fat Cat
- The Gossip
- The Scrooge
- The Flo Rida
- The Captain
- The Addict
- The Truth Seeker / Person of Principle
- The Lurker
- The Dinosaur
- The Absent-Minded
- The Penny Pincher
- The Creative Type
- The Once Upon a Time
0 voters
) I don’t want to spend… but once I do grab a hero, I keep 'em!
let’s see what will give first, my reluctance to spend or my collecting behavior…
