What is this hero? / Chuck norris + e&p = πŸ’“

#121

If you try using Timestops fighting Chuck Norris, your time is up.

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#122

If Chuck Norris lands a critical hit, it will kill his next three raid opponents without a fight! :wink: Uuuppppsssss!!! Did I say β€œif”? Ma’ bad!!! I meant β€œwhen”!!!

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#123

When you are trying to upgrade Chuck Norris from lvl 1–>2 you suddenly realise that it costs 2767k of food. Not that lvl 2 will be necessary.

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#124

When 7dd meets up with chuck norris in war… He wipe them out with 1 flag!
But he also wipes out 7df,7dc,7dt,7dh and 7da at The same time

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#125

Chuck norris is now looking for you!

#126

SG created Margaret and her special specifically for Chuck Norris. That way your heroes can hide and evade. No point trying to attack him… just evade.

#127

Q:
How much Norris would a woodchuck Norris, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

A:
It can’t

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#128

I’m doomed… :skull::skull::skull:

#129

Q: How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

A: All of them!

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#130

Chuck Norris does not do push-ups, Chuck Norris does Earth-Downs.

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#131

You don’t summon Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris summons you.

You don’t level up Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris level downs you.

Chuck Norris was born a 4/80+20 Texas Ranger

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#132

When you press mystic vision and Chuck Norris is in your defense team, he completes the game while you watch the spot.

#133

When Chuck Norris pumps iron it says β€˜Iron Storage Full’

When Chuck Norris needs a time-stop he tells time to stop

Chuck Norris has Perfect Riposte… and perfect teeth

All the houses in Chuck Norris stronghold are round-houses.

Chuck Norris likes Enemy Arrows because he likes to fight in the shade

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#134

With Chuck Norris on your team, you can craft a miracle scroll with common herbs; and a time-stop with clean cloth.

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#135

@lightsmessenger With Chuck Norris on your team you don’t need a miracle!

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#136

Because Chuck Norris IS the miracle!

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#137

Sabina was The hottest hero in The game! Until chuck norris Said β€œhi” to here

#138

When Chuck Norris summons the Odd God ask him for what hero he wants.

Chuck Norris has 100% of summoning anyone he wishes inherited from himself.