OK, some of the hero cards are perfect for captions. So let’s share our best ones. It can be something they are thinking, or saying, or just a funny caption for the card.
I’ll kick it off with a few:
Belith: “I wonder if the guys will notice the extra hours I’ve been putting in on the thighmaster?”
Ameonna: “Me dunno! My left fingers have just always been longer. Lol lol lol lol.”
Li Xiu: “I said SOY decaff latte! You imbecile!”
Valen: “■■■■! I forgot that I’m not wearing the Bracelets of Submission!”
Danzaburo (seeing Aegir for the first time): “Why didn’t I think of that!”
Kiril: “I’m just baking a cake for the boys and I’ve run out of sugar. I dinna suppose you can spare me a cup kind neighbour?”
Little John: “Sugar! (long pause) Oh aye, I’ll just check the pantry.”
Morgan Le Fay: “Of course I know that this lantern looks like a creepy little human head! Why do you think I’m holding it this way?”
Gobbler: “Why have they given me this impossibly long axe when I attack with my mouth?” (yeets axe in disgust)
Kadilen: “B***h said what now!”
Drake Fong: “I’m torn between my love of heavy metal on one hand, and my need to exert Jedi mind control on the other.”
Over to you. Interpret this in your own way. And of course feel free to add more for heroes I’ve attempted captions for.