What Are They Thinking? Caption the Heroes

OK, some of the hero cards are perfect for captions. So let’s share our best ones. It can be something they are thinking, or saying, or just a funny caption for the card.

I’ll kick it off with a few:

Belith: “I wonder if the guys will notice the extra hours I’ve been putting in on the thighmaster?”

Ameonna: “Me dunno! My left fingers have just always been longer. Lol lol lol lol.”

Li Xiu: “I said SOY decaff latte! You imbecile!”

Valen: “■■■■! I forgot that I’m not wearing the Bracelets of Submission!”

Danzaburo (seeing Aegir for the first time): “Why didn’t I think of that!”

Kiril: “I’m just baking a cake for the boys and I’ve run out of sugar. I dinna suppose you can spare me a cup kind neighbour?”

Little John: “Sugar! (long pause) Oh aye, I’ll just check the pantry.”

Morgan Le Fay: “Of course I know that this lantern looks like a creepy little human head! Why do you think I’m holding it this way?”

Gobbler: “Why have they given me this impossibly long axe when I attack with my mouth?” (yeets axe in disgust)

Kadilen: “B***h said what now!”

Drake Fong: “I’m torn between my love of heavy metal on one hand, and my need to exert Jedi mind control on the other.”

Over to you. Interpret this in your own way. And of course feel free to add more for heroes I’ve attempted captions for.

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Ahahaha. Ruddy marvelous

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Azar - “someone is sneaking up behind me…but I’ve got their number… SURPRISE - DOUBLE KNIFE IN THE FACE SUCKER…oh no, no one there”.

Azlar - “I wish I could paint my toenails…”

Gormek - “finally grabbed that dang mosquito”

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Ha ha ha ha … Gormek looks so pleased with his achievement too!

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“Pew pew…got you”
“Na, na, you totally missed”
“Whatevs, arrows in your eyes. Both eyes.”
“Nope. Dodged. Matrix dodged it. You were all like “Dodge this”, and I did.”
“Well PEW PEW GOT YOU THEN. IN THE HEAD.”
“No. Elf forcefield.”
“There’s no elf forcefield”
“Yer, like Gandalf”
“Gandalf doesn’t have a forcefield”
“Yer totally like “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” then it’s a forcefield”
" You didn’t say that so… PEW PEW PEW arrows in your heart and you’re all “NOOOO…I SUCK AT ARCHERRRY”
“Yer whatever I’m like Legolas and you’re robin hood. The Kevin Costner one. I’m like royalty and you’re like some forest tramp. So pretty much real life. Ha ha.”
“I don’t even care. I’m awesome and you’re a pincushion.”
“Hey I’m bored. Let’s cut the string off Domitia’s crossbow?”

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I laughed so much I can’t stop hiccupping!

Pew pew!

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Colen, aka brunette Fabio: Does my biceps look good if I grab the axe this way? And move the wind machine more to the right…
Sir Lancelot: Do you have any idea how hard it is to pointe in full armor?
Gunnar: All my farts get trapped in this armor…
Wilbur: Hey cutie. Want to join me for a fish dinner?

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Gunnar! I’ve always wondered why he had that look on his face. Now I know

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Totally. Maybe the only way for the gases to leave is through the cut in his helmet…

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ALBERICH : Hey guys wanna see a magic trick? RESurRECTION!!!

[edited by Rook. Keep to the Rules.]

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Caption for the enemy: “Oh shoot…”

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Vivica: “I wonder if holding it in this long is bad for my bladder”

Horghall: “Some day I’ll get that Little John, the man that murdered my father”

Layla: “Don’t you wish you were me?”

Azlar: “ZIMKITHA HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM?”

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Vivica: “Does this outfit make my butt look big?”

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Horghall: “I am Groot.”

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You sure its not;

My name is Inigo Mon… cough Horghal… you chopped down my father, prepare to die.

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Lol - poor old Horghall’s dad should have known to avoid men with big axes!

And its good to know that Azlar shares every parent’s frustration.

I’m learning so much about the E&P heroes!

And you Zeline caption can double for Layla!

Whenever I see Horghall I say this…

… and mix it up occasionally by saying his name in the same way that Hordor (GoT) does.

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I’m looking at Wu Kong and see:

“I wish my family would flea me, instead of the gamble I have to make with my darn sharp back scratcher. :rage:

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All of the lols

Bombardment!

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