🆚 Voidstrike Paradox and other Forumite Eponymous Laws

That’s about the only kind of humor I have. Lol

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So when a certain moderator fails month after month to draw a HOTM, would that be Rook’s Void Striking?

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There is definitely something going on with those “moderate” people imo. (someone should look into that!!). However @Rook is a personal purple charm. If I invoke the name @Rook in the forum, I WILL BE rewarded with purple heroes/feeders; this has worked more than once so it must be true!!!

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Perhaps that deserves a Law of its own.
Rook’s Law of the most undeserved bad luck in HoTm draws

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Aw. I feel the same way when YOU are posting @Math4lyfe

like seriously, I always have to save up on threads we’re both in a lot!

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Also @littleKAF’s (and @Shohoku79’s) Application of Alphabetical Audit.

If posters on @Sarah2 's A to Z category thread miss a letter, you WILL be audited and called to explain! :wink:

@akionna @diesdas @PM229 @princess1 @GelatinousPilot @kwong79 and welcoming @divinedee to the club

and apologies for everyone I failed to tag, that 10-tag limit is pesky!

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Rooks Law:

Zero HOTM, but good luck on other purples :grin:

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Ah hah!! I have you now corporate owned thing you!!! I just got my first ever Proteus!!! Make your excuses!!!

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I’m not corporate owned, I’m CAT! There is an enormous difference. Enjoy your proteus! :grin:

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I would debate that since we haven’t seen the end of the game nor your time playing…in theory you could pull a HotM to invalidate this so it may not qualify as a law.

Rook’s Principle of HotM-Cat Discrimination:
Cat’s are not allowed to pull HotM in their first [3] years of playing

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Corporate Assed Thing? We have a confession!! (seriously @Rook you have been a bit of a personal superstitious luck charm and there is zero reason for that!! But i hope you realise i genuinely admire the moderation team (+ potential candidates) Not on the superstition part clearly!) :wink:

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Considering the lack of HOTM’s it’s more Corporate Anti-developed Thing.

At least with all the “balancing” hoopla @Rook may be lucky her first wasn’t Telly.

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The Counting Axiom for Regular status:
When one wants to achieve regular status but is struggling to maintain with the posts/threads read requirement, said individual can hop in the counting thread to quickly add 10,000 posts read. Like distribution and reception can also be amplified by participation in said threads.

  • P.S. applicable to other community content threads as well.
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@Disposable 's and @TGW 's Doctrine of Memes

“If it exists, a meme can be made of it.”

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PeachyKeen’s Theory of Forum Intellect
Every argument or personal attack posted on the forum is evidence of diminished functional intelligence. This does not apply to the casual, semi-caustic sarcasm from others who are both exhausted and inspired by the former poster’s egregious display of ignorance or negativity. Extra evidence of diminished intellect often comes in the form of overinflated belief that any single player’s skill is superior to any other.

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Lmao. Wish I could like this!!

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The Law of Large Numbers has no place in an rng game. If it works once, it must be true for always.

:roll_eyes::roll_eyes::woman_facepalming:

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Th time you need to wait to like again is directly proportional to the number of posts you want to like.

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I Can Relate

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Sadly, I think you are right.

Of course… I can’t like it though.

EDIT: the like has been given.

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