Occamâs Razor
Murphyâs Law
Asimovâs 3 Laws of Robotics
âŠVoidstrikeâs ParadoxâŠor Law or Fallacy or Toothbrush
Iâd like to create one and use it to explain commonly repeated occurrences in the forum:
âHey, I stacked Fire and my board had only 3 fire shields no where near each otherâ
âWelpâŠVoidstrikeâs paradox in actionâ
âHey I keep getting Mystic rings but no Fire heroes to use them onâ
âI guess Voidstrikeâs Law continues wreak havoc on the communityâ
âI keep looking at money spent on a form of entertainment as an investment and invest a sum that would cause me to rage on a community forumâ
âVoidstrikeâs Toothbrush strikes again! Damn you!â
Obviously a pantless (no pants) law is the easy answer and welcome here but just wanted to engage in shenanigans!
There are other clear indisputable principles that would exist like @Math4lyfe 's principle of obscure tangents: if Math4lyfe can insert an off-topic remark it shall be inserted.
Will add more as they get community support (high like suggestions shall get into this post under edit 1: as the community gets creative)
This is the content this thread was designed forâŠgold star post @Chadmo
@Novo thatâs what I doâŠbring chaos, confusion, sadness, joy and a myriad of incongruent emotions together.
@Sarah2 toothbrush was just a jumping off pointâŠit could be Voidstrikeâs sanitizer dispenser, beard trimmer, toilet paper (for the most precious of laws)âŠthe possibilities are Ì·eÌ·nÌ·dÌ·lÌ·eÌ·sÌ·sÌ· probably 3-5 days worth of comedy before this thread dies and goes to forum heaven (or hell depending on how yâall evolve this)
Doctrine of Likes-Out of Likes deficiency for the Common Forumite:
If certain frequent forumites post content on the forum it shall be met with a disproportionate amount of likes used which shall consistently result in like deficiency for the common forumite.
Addendum: moderators with infinite likes are exempt from the consequences of this doctrine.
Edit: There is something that shall be made for your propensity for math jokes when available.