Vivica, Elena, Joon and Khagan walk into a bar...the Awful Jokes thread

#61

Sorry 'bout the bad drugs . . . and don’t call me Shirley. :wink:

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#62

Eddard and Eddard walk into a bar.

Eddard: Did you choose a name?
Eddard: No, did you?
Eddard: Yes, but don’t ask which.

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#63

Eddard and Viv walk into a bar…

Viv: “Perv…”

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#64

Witch burns better?
Which witch?

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#65

I actually know what burns better than a witch or even 2… my money on this game lol!!

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#66

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#67

What do you call a Proteus who isn’t paid to fight?

Amateus

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#68

What do you get when you cross Aegir with Victor??

Frostbite

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#69

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When the server is down for more than 5 minutes

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#70

Last holiday season I pulled nothing but blue 3* dwarves. I’m completely sick of Christmas Karils.

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#71

That one just keeps Boriling along.

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#72

:laughing: Stop!! Stop!! You’re Kirilling me!!!

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#73

Are you Colen me out? I’m only Sharan, don’t be so Grimm.

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split this topic #74

4 posts were merged into an existing topic: Wizard emblems: Sartana or Zeline?

#75

I wouldn’t Derrick. I always Aeron the side of caution…

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#76

I wonder, if armored skeletons live…ehhh reside in Styrum (Mülheim and Oberhausen, Germany)…glad, I don’t live in Essen anymore, so I don’t have to drive through :smiley:

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#77

If you have twin-childs (nia and lia) its very akward. I yell at lia “come here” but what i dont know… IsawNia.

(its very hard for Germans to make jokes in english and we don’t know if they work)

Good afterjoon you all

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#78

It’s the effort that counts :rofl:

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#79

I am waitng for a delivery but there was no mailondoor.

This shoulda work :smile:

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#80

In the loving memory of the cutest “monster” ever created: the Christmas Cap Owl…

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