i will wear the badge with honour and put it on my CV and tell all the strangers i meet that i got this badge!
This one made me smile.
So I went to the hospital for an appointment and they made me fill out a form declaring all the Valhalla and Wonderland heroes I had. Turns out they were testing me for Sif/Alice
GM, Telly and Vela, walked into a bar, Telly and Vela very depressed. The barman asks why the weakened faces?
They reply: everytime GM fires we get Nerfed!
It’s a tad naughty, so don’t tell the others, but it made me chortle so you get today’s Bardic Post of the Day
Thanks JB! I wasn’t sure if you’d give me a medal or a ban for that one to be fair
Why was the middle of the alphabet nerfed?
Because L M N - OP
That one is trap door worthy. You know, feed the bard to the alligators.
Feel free to flag this as low effort
Grimble walks into a bar.
Bartender sees him, and yells, “get that ■■■ out of here!”
“And his donkey, too!”