Vivica, Elena, Joon and Khagan walk into a bar...the Awful Jokes thread

:smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts::smiling_face_with_three_hearts: i will wear the badge with honour and put it on my CV and tell all the strangers i meet that i got this badge! :star::star::star:

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This one made me smile.

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So I went to the hospital for an appointment and they made me fill out a form declaring all the Valhalla and Wonderland heroes I had. Turns out they were testing me for Sif/Alice

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GM, Telly and Vela, walked into a bar, Telly and Vela very depressed. The barman asks why the weakened faces?
They reply: everytime GM fires we get Nerfed!

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It’s a tad naughty, so don’t tell the others, but it made me chortle so you get today’s Bardic Post of the Day :medal_military:

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Thanks JB! I wasn’t sure if you’d give me a medal or a ban for that one to be fair :laughing:

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Why was the middle of the alphabet nerfed?

Because L M N - OP

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That one is trap door worthy. You know, feed the bard to the alligators.

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Feel free to flag this as low effort

Grimble walks into a bar.

Bartender sees him, and yells, “get that ■■■ out of here!”

“And his donkey, too!”

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