Firstly, if you actually have an idea about how to use the titular heroes in a defence, please go here and assist Obsidian, who’s title I have appropriated:
Now, without further ado, here are some really awful jokes:
Cyprian has no nose
How does he smell?
Why is Joon barefoot?
Even his socks are holey
What’s the difference between Chao and Cabinboy Peters?
One cuts the mana, the other mans a cutter
Fudge, I was really hoping for a 5* yellow this time
What do you get if you cross Kirill and Amoena?
What do you feed too much ham to a red 4*?
A ruptured Colen
What do you call a green 3* cooking at the bottom of Atlantis?
A deep fat friar