Firstly, if you actually have an idea about how to use the titular heroes in a defence, please go here and assist Obsidian, who’s title I have appropriated:
Vivica, Elena, Joon, and Khagan walk into a bar, and the bartender strikes up a conversation with Joon.
Bartender: Who’s that friend of yours surrounded by all the guys?
Joon: Oh, that’s Vivica - she’s the life of the party.
Bartender: And that ugly bearded guy with the girls hanging on his every word?
Joon: That’s Khagan. No one used to like him, but he recently got buff.
The bartender leans over and whispers, “And the lush sitting alone at the end of the bar drinking herself to death?”
Joon: Elena. She drinks too much because she’s always alone - she feels it necessary to counter every advance they make, but she somehow always seems to revive each morning.
Bartender: And what about you? Want a drink?
Joon: I can’t, I’m always the designated driver.
Bartender: And why is that?
Joon: I can’t handle alcohol. My favorite is Jim Beam, but I’m too much of a Light-Weight.