Unacceptable war chest loot

I legitimately can’t figure out if this belongs in:

Celebration: The Ridiculous Bragging thread

Parody of Complaints: The Ridiculous Complaints thread

Actual Complaint (presumably about no 4* mats, based on the OP’s post history): Lack of Ascending Materials? or Ascension materials - An appeal to quit being so stingy with them MASTER or Opening Chests - Discussion

It’s pretty safe to say it’s covered by one of those, though, so we can continue discussion in whichever existing thread is appropriate.

My congratulations or apologies on your loot, however you’re feeling about it!