Trainor Hero...all about that base

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I know many of you have been patiently waiting for a cross over between Meghan Trainor and the virtues of a level 20 Training Camp.

Well the wait is over!

FYI, if you don’t know the song All About That Bass, this is going to make even less sense than it already does…

Because you know I’m all about that base
'Bout that base, no gem pulls
I’m all about that base
'Bout that base, no gem pulls
I’m all about that base
'Bout that base, no gem pulls
I’m all about that base
'Bout that base… base… base… base

Yeah, it’s pretty clear, I got no five stars
But Colen can shake it, shake it, as good as Azlar
'Cause he got that boom boom that cause those monsters harm
And all the right ham from all the right farms…

I see the Giant Small, workin’ that item shop
We know them odds ain’t real, come on now, make it stop
If you got feeders, feeders, just raise 'em up
'Cause my training camp is levelled from the bottom to the top

Yeah, my mama she told me “don’t worry about the H.O.T.M”
She says, “you ain’t even got the mats for them to ascend”
You know I won’t be no stress-head even when I miss Zeline
Grinding and fighting is enough for the likes of me…

Because you know I’m all about that base
'Bout that base, no gem pulls
I’m all about that base
'Bout that base, no gem pulls
I’m all about that base
'Bout that base, no gem pulls
I’m all about that base
'Bout that base… base… base… base

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