These are not the greatest guilds in the world

Sister guilds rage against the rng and tenacious e&p are recruiting

These are not, The greatest guilds in the world

This is a little story of how we came to be. From two small separate guilds, merging to a harmonious duo.

Long time ago me and my guildmates here,
We was hitchhikin’ down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny titan.
In the middle of the road.
And he said:
“Form the best guilds in the world, or I’ll eat your souls.”

Well me and my pals, we looked at each other,
And we each said. “Okay.”

And so we joined together and used our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Guilds in the World, they may be The Best Guilds in the World.

Look into my eyes and it’s easy to see
One and one make two, so we made RNG
It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When a spot is free, and you want to grow
You can let us know.

Needless to say, the titan was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whoopy tail,
And the chest was done.
He asked us: “(snort) Be you top 100?”
And we said, “Nay. We don’t even have Gwen.”
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

These are not The Greatest Guilds in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn’t get into The top guilds in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute

We are looking for active players to join our competitive guild - 1400 cups minimum but the more the better. currently hitting 10-11 star titans but we would like to push higher. If you enjoy grinding the game and having a laugh pm me here or hop into our discord to apply or just stay for the chat! 18+
Discord link https://discord.gg/vWqcTjN
Our sister guild Tenacious is open for players of any level so please feel free to join and rock out with us !!

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