The Ridiculous POLL thread

Would Anzogh look better with rabbit ears or Springvale Heroes synergy? :rabbit:

  • Yes, for rabbit ears.
  • Yes, for Springvale Heroes synergy.
  • Yes, for rabbit ears AND Springvale Heroes synergy.
  • Nope, and nope.

0 voters

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Who thinks TEN is being serious here?

  • Who wouldn’t be happy about such a flawlessly executed experience as the raid tournament? Clearly, this is meant to be read unironically.
  • I know about his wry sense of humor already from his snark thread, so I have my suspicions that this just might be sarcasm.
  • Yeah, he’s totally being sarcastic, but it’s not in the form of a poll, so I’m not allowed to laugh.

0 voters

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How many languages do you actually read/speak?

  • American, duh
  • L’amour est an oiseau rebelle
  • Polls
  • Vodka
  • Pizza
  • Esperanto
  • Samba
  • RNG
  • Schadenfreude
  • Orc
  • Ciao Bella
  • 0001101011001111101010
  • Emoji
  • Ewok
  • Dothraki
  • Skol
  • AIFE
  • $
  • Anything under 20 characters
  • I just stare, that’s more than enough

0 voters

(This poll is rebelling against the pollster to stay under 20 options)

Ahhhhh tem um erro em francĂȘs que eu nĂŁo consigo corrigir :frowning:

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This is a follow up of the previous poll, in case you felt your language wasn’t present.

What language do you speak/read?

  • English, as a loyal subject of HRM Queen Elizabeth II
  • ÂżQue haces, tĂ­a?
  • Eampeesh, as read in the ToT: DoT, HoT, AM, GM, etc
  • I’m PMSing, so I don’t speak, I cause havoc
  • 420
  • ĐąĐŸĐČарощ
  • Pika pika
  • Tiburtuish
  • I just chew
 minions!
  • Gaelic
  • Volumes! (Or so I was told)
  • TrĂȘs pratos de trigo para trĂȘs tigres tristes
  • Still can’t find my language there, I’ll build my own poll, thank you very much!
  • I don’t speak, I complain
  • Sushi
  • K-Pop
  • All tea, all shade!
  • Magyar (I don’t know what they talk there but they sure like chatting)
  • Kebabs

0 voters

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Pi-KA-chuuu. (Traduction: C’est corrigĂ©.)

Should I be given Moderator status?

  • No.
  • NO.
  • Tibuti? Tibuuur-tus!
  • Yes!
  • What’s a moderator?
0 voters
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Eh, eh? Eh eh eh, eh eh.

  • Eh?
  • Eh, eh?
  • EH!

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Sorry, didn’t mean to shout at the end,eh.

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What would you rather have?

  • EHT
  • ETT
  • EMT
  • BLT
  • PB&J
  • EH?
  • BBW
  • BMW
  • WWE

0 voters

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Skins are coming for heroes.

But our resources - Food, iron and recruits- are boring. What resource skins would you like?

Example
Ham skinned as PBJ

  • PBJ
  • Clothing iron
  • Apron wearing parents
  • Taco
  • Cable spools
  • Clipboard wielding foreman
  • Hamburger
  • Nails
  • Baseball players
  • Pizza
  • Bolts
  • Fast food workers
  • Lasagna
  • Iron beams
  • Business people

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  • Isn’t Mother North already an apron-wearing parent?
  • Isn’t Chef Boldtusk a fast food worker? (not to mention Mother North and her fast-flung porridge)
  • Isn’t Cheshire Cat wearing a 3-piece business suit?

0 voters

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wow
passive aggressive polls. I like it.

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Hey guys, I am very conflicted and I’m in need of your advice! I’m undecided on which hero I should max next in order to improve my roster! Please help me out before I lose my marbles!

  • Obakan
  • Second Cyprian

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Can I buy a vowel?

  • Yes. That seems perfectly reasonable under the circumstances.
  • No. I love Obakan! His riposte, along with that sexy hair, set my heart aflutter. Quit with the hate!
  • No. Cyprian is the
woman, maybe?..of my dreams when it comes to earning Trap Tools. How dare you, sir!
  • You probably could have snuck this one in as a post, not a poll
but no one wants leprosy or Chikungunya.

0 voters

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Is @Hrairoo new avatar messing with your head?

  • Yes, I was so used to Guardian Kong loving my every poll
  • Yes, just yes
  • Yes, I loathe rabbits, they make my s*x life looks like the Sahara Desert
  • No, I love bunnies!
  • No, I’m glad she finally left her Gorilla shell to embrace a softer side
  • I don’t really care
  • I don’t have the capacity to form a solid opinion
  • I know she’s still a primate somewhere
  • It doesn’t matter, she makes it up in jokes!
  • Yes, it’s an adorable Easter Egg! That’s the whole point!

0 voters

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Who is this mystery creature?

  • Inari’s sister-in-law Octari (but she only has 7 arms)
  • D’Aife (Dark Aife, pronounced Davie)
  • Daryl Hannah (poor thing is all washed up)
  • A sea cucumber

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[Edit: I stole dark Aife from @Bruno82]

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Dark Aife all the way!

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Do you think future Brazilian diplomats can ignore the rules of polling and voice their opinion here?

  • Sure, but it’s not diplomatically correct
  • No, he should be disciplined to make it in the diplomacy career
  • It’s fine, but D’Aife is sure gonna waterboard him is his dreams as punishment
  • There’s a price to pay: I need samba lessons
  • Diplomats wannabes
 tsk
  • As long as he gives me poll dance dressed in nothing but a loin cloth
 maybe
  • Sim, mas informarei tal deslize ao Itamaraty

0 voters

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Mother North!
20 spoons of porridge.

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Please don’t tell them! :rofl:

(especially with those flat earthers there right now
)

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It is clearly Poseidon’s wife Amphitrite:


She just hates him.

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It doesn’t even remotely look like Pyukumuku, I’m sorry.
I played Pokémon, I know these things are even more disgusting than octopus ladies.
image
Yuck.

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