Let’s see if I can figure this out …
- In the first favourite alliance member poll I voted for myself
- In the second favourite alliance member poll I voted for myself
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I saw so many alliances in this game and that’s so accurate that it’s scary.
Every alliance.
From west coast to Russia passing by Germany.
Just… why?
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Which movie ending best describes how you’ll stop playing E&P?
- Deliverance - going about life like normal, as if you hadn’t been sexually abused in the woods.
- Midnight Express - breaking free from a Turkish prison you’d spent your entire adult life in and you can’t believe you’re actually free. (Shawshank also works)
- Lawnmower Man - frantically trying to stay in
- Star Wars - Medal ceremony
- A League of their Own - You could still play, but you decide to settle down as your alliance mates go on.
- The Matrix - Not playing kind of sucks, but it’s for the better; you free yourself from the system.
- Inception - you made it out! I mean… I think you’re out… you might not be out, but maybe you are.
- Terminator 2 - you slowly and emotionally delete the app, in a bed of lava.
- Devil’s Advocate - rage quit
- The Notebook - you pass away in an old age home holding the game
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Why Thorne doesn’t have an ability to spawn Thorn Minions?
- He lost this ability when he divorced Horghall
- He used to, but got an arrow in the knee
- The true reason will be shockingly revealed in Episode 5: Empire and Puzzle strike back
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Who has the best hair among 4* Fire Heroes?
- Colen
- Sir Lancelot
- Gormek
- ‘Chief’ Boldtusk
- Wilbur’s mustache
- I prefer Sumi-kun’s bald head uwu
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Personally I’m fond of Azlar’s mane, but it’s limited to 4*
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I was on board with Colen until I saw Wilbur’s mustache in there!!
Wilbur’s ‘stache is dreamy 
Now that the general love of Wilbur’s luxuriant Fu Manchu has been revealed, is @Kerridoc going to grow one in real life?
- Yes! It should be ready for action by the time he locates his leisure suit and wide-collared polyester floral print shirt.
- Yes, but only for the E&P convention. He’s planning on wearing flip-flops and a straw hat, and signing autographs.
- No, because even though renewable energy is one of the greenest fields around, it’s still not quite “hugging trees with my 'stache” green.
- No, because he still hasn’t quite recovered from the Kiril’s Blessed Brew incident from last Christmas. “Muled wine” is a really unfortunate typeo for a recipe.
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When do you Auto-Farm 8-7?
- Pretending to look at your calendar while in a meeting.
- On the toilet.
- During sexy-time.
- You can auto-farm?
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This one needs multiple votes!!!
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@JonahTheBard, this is your second warning about respecting this polling thread. I am surprised that acquiring typhoid was not a stern enough reprimand. If you are egregious enough to try this again, your punishment will be:
- Rescinding the use of puns
- Abrogate the use of memes
- Quash your dreams
- Give you leprosy
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Help me figure out one of the biggest E&P mystery:
The strange case of Renfeld and Jenneh
- Duh! They just look alike but it’s all in your stupid head
- They are just an example of advanced cloning for feeding purposes, with very bad make up
- They are identical twins and Renfeld is clearly the sister who does male drag
- They are identical twin but Jenneh is the one who’s been under transgender surgery to look splendid which prompt Renfeld into a mad rant (that make up being an obvious sign)
- Renfeld and Jenneh are the same, but one of them look more masculine, hence the misplaced 3* stats.
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Was this an epic piece of performance art?
- I’ll vote once I’m done laughing. Gimme a sec!
- Sic transit gloria mundi
- Somebody needs to flag this post so it doesn’t disappear!
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- PLEASE
- DO
- NOT
- LET
- THIS
- POLL
- TOPIC
- EVER
- DIE
- BRING
- ON
- THE
- FLAG
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Should @King_Kyree77 stop picking on me with his sarcasm in Line chat?
- Cerv-who?
- Yes. Pick on someone else, like @Brobb , for a real challenge.
- No. Sarcasm - the witty have fun and the stupid don’t get it.
- Yes. And give him a high five. In the face. With a chair.
- No. He makes the world a better place!
- Yes. We don’t punch people in the face, neither with words. Nor with a chair.
- No. You just keep rolling your eyes and hope you find a brain back there.
- Buuuu buuuu buuuu…
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Which Dark Hero(es) need(s) a redesign the most, and why?
- Prisca’s face creeps me.
- Renfeld’s stolen patchwork of clothing
- Vlad’s cross and bare chest, inconvenient when you’re a vampire
- Merlin’s chest, he’s missing nipples
- Tiburtus’ robe and shoulders
- Tiburtus’ face
- Tiburtus’ Class
- Sabina’s rags
- Obakan’s everything
- Domitia hurts my eyes
- Sartana’s lingerie
- Sartana’s stupidly high heels
- Khiona, she looks like a normal enemy
- Aeron, he needs rabbit ears
- Gill-Ra is ugly
- Are you kidding me?! All of these guys are PERFECT as they are!
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What caused you to join the forum?
- Came here for info and the “hot tips.”
- I’m a gluten for punishment.
- I wanted to complain!
- I wanted to contribute.
- RCT
- Was a lurker for a long time, then someone said something I just HAD to comment on.
- This poll.
- Was a lurker for a little while, read some good posts and thought “Ok, I guess they’re not all so bad.”
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I forgot the “I joined to tell you I’m leaving.”
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I wanted to say “I wanted to contribute”…
I hit “I wanted to complain” instead. 
- Cancel my vote
- Keep my vote
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