The Ridiculous POLL thread

We have confirmation that some enemies in Season 1 world map have been buffed. So… thoughts?

  • They should have done it long ago! I was getting bored auto-farming with my crack AOE team of +20 Azlar, Yunan, costumed Isarnia, Guardian Owl and Ursena… What? What do you mean not everyone has access to such strong heroes? Really?
  • They should seriously buff the Dark Lord and the Doomed Lords in S1 final stage… Come on, they’re underpowered compared to Ursena as S2 boss! She would cream him! I want a challenge!
  • This is so sad. My crack team of 5 Aifes won’t cut it on 8-7 anymore.
  • This is an outrage! My carefully crafted autofarming plan to fill monster chests, doesn’t work anymore! I used to do 8 runs on 807 with Jack O’Hare, Li Xiu, Hu Tao, Little John and Skittleskull, and level them up just enough so one special would wipe out one wave… and now I have to calculate all over again? I’m going to waste precious feeders on them! This is sub-optimal!
  • Oh, I hadn’t noticed… I’m still trying to get those Atlantis avatar missions done… at the rate I’m going I should have my Gadeirus avatar by the time Valhalla is fully released…
  • There are bigger problems! Like… why does Master Lepus’ special now have shiny butterflies?! It’s so… so… SPARKLY! He’s not a big scary sniper anymore! They ruined him!
  • OMG LOLZ S1 IS NOW OVERPOWERED, NERF TIME! NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF
  • PLEASE DON’T NERF AIFE

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So… why ARE we fighting innocent villagers in Valhalla?

  • Who says they’re innocent? Just because the villagers are female and look disturbingly similar to Aife, doesn’t mean they’re not evil!
  • Sword-and-sorcery fantasy world. Killing is part of it. What, you don’t think Elena has ever stabbed someone before? Even Vivica has probably sicced her pet dragon on someone like Dany would!
  • They’re trying to WARN us because Bjorn and Agnes are really evil! It’s a trap!
  • No, Bjorn and Agnes aren’t evil, they were just run out of the village because they were so $@(!(&^^ lucky when using the summon portal! Everyone else kept getting Dawa!
  • Well, we’re actually the bad guys! The poor old Dark Lord in S1 was just trying to retake the lands that WE had conquered. And Ursena is the rightful ruler of Atlantis - Poseidon is the usurper!
  • I don’t care, I’m just mad there isn’t a Viking Villager avatar mission!
  • The villagers are too powerful! They must be nerfed!
  • Dang it, why does everything have to be nerfed! Buff the villagers to give them a fighting chance!
  • If you don’t share this poll to 15 forum posters, SG will buff the Villagers to 1000% attack, 1000% defense and +10000 health, and you won’t get any more Valhalla coins from completing S3 stages.
  • Hey, it’s still more humane than hunting ducks!

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So, what’s up with the lack of costumes for S1 Yellows so far in beta (as of Beta Beat v29 / this poll dated 3 April 2020)?

  • Who cares! the S1 Yellows don’t need costumes! Hu Tao is way OP, he beat my 5-Kashhrek team thrice in a raid today!
  • Vivica and Li Xiu got petty and threatened to strike if the devs gave another Yellow a costume!
  • They actually DO have costumes already, but Justice hasn’t finished trying hers on yet. She likes to take her time, you know
  • SG got a cease-and-desist order for more Yellow costumes, Vivica looked too much like DC Comics’ Zatanna already. Alas, the world isn’t ready yet for Hu “Kung Fu Panda” Tao or ripped-300-Leonidas…
  • The Purples have secretly infiltrated SG, and are now enacting their evil plan to rid the world of Yellows! When you wake up tomorrow, your shiny Posiedon and Onatel will be killed to death!
  • The devs realized they couldn’t beat Kiril as Master Shredder (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, turtles in a half shell, turtle power!), and decided to call the whole thing quits.
  • Like seriously, will you be patient! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IT TAKES TO TEST SOMETHING!!!
  • The devs did it on purpose so they could giggle at all the conspiracy theories that would pop up!
  • OMG why doesn’t Aife have a costume??? ARE THEY GOING TO NERF AIFE?

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Don’t nerf Aife!!!

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Season III is here, and I still am too lazy to finish Season II. Should I:

  • On 8-7 this body was born and raised. On the Season I map I spent most of my days.
  • I’ve heard there is TP at the end Atlantis. It might be soggy, but still better than those rugged clothes you’ve been using.
  • Skip it and move on to Season III, fighting Aife’s sister in the rain is fun for the whole family.

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So… Aife is well-known in these forums as being MASSIVELY overpowered compared to her fellow Green 1*, Derric. Higher attack, faster mana speed, greater % damage in her special. So much so that @Kayo raised a warning early that Aife should not be nerfed!

But… why is Aife OP to begin with anyway?

  • It was actually a typo, and nobody caught it until the Don’t Nerf Aife movement gained ground. Oops.
  • She earned it! Unlike lazy Brand and Derric, she works out every day! Haters gonna hate!
  • Well, actually, if you factor in her lower defense, Aife is much more likely than Derric to be knocked out early - 2 rounds earlier in fact. So if you discount her damage by these 2 rounds… hey, are you still listening???
  • It’s a girl power conspiracy! I mean, why else is Sharan - a female - the only 1* who can heal?
  • It’s a Green element conspiracy! Aife is OP compared to all 1s! Think about it! Why are there 6 classic Green 3s and 5 classic Green 4*s? Why are most of the resurrecting heroes also Green??? Telluria is OP and she’s Green!!!
  • Petri pissed the rest of the SG staff off, and they bombed Derric’s stats in return. Workplace politics!
  • Aife used to be a mild-mannered village girl, but was one day bitten by a genetically engineered Frost warrior! Now she defends her village as Super-Aife!
  • Hi, I am Corellian prince. You are very kind player. I help you improve your defense by give you powerful hero Aife. But you help me pay for shipment costs, deposit 30000 gems into my account and you get Aife tomorrow
  • We don’t care why - JUST DON’T NERF AIFE!!!

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None of the above.

Aife is actually the mother of most of the game’s most powerful heroes. She’s the OG Mommy of All.

It’s never officially mentioned in the publicly available lore, but she is thousands of years old and the Matron High Priestess of the majority of the original hero tribes. Some say that she is not even an ordinary hero at all, but rather a goddess in human form.

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that… would explain a lot! And her perpetual frown, is her showing disapproval at what the heroes have become. Weak! those silly weaklings, squandering their potential!

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Telluria is:

  • Totally OP
  • Less OP than Gravemaker, but still OP
  • Annoying
  • Green
  • Pretty normal
  • Worthless
  • I’ll have a drink, please.

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You forgot the popcorn option.

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  • Shut up…and dance with me!
  • Shut up…because, like Flo, that’s what I say before leaving an alliance I just joined

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Ok, time for another one.

Who do you think will be the Final Boss of E&P Season mark III?

  • Odin
  • Thor
  • Loki
  • Surtur
  • Ymir
  • Clarissa
  • Aife
  • 2 Aifes
  • 3 Aifes
  • Costumed Aife (spoilers, sorry :upside_down_face:)
  • Super rare 5* Aife (totally OP)
  • Undead Ursena
  • Super Saiyan Dark Lord
  • Voldemort
  • Cosmic Monolith
  • Palpatine
  • Telluria’s Minions with Santa’s Minions
  • 3 Red Tiles
  • 2 Stacked Tile Boards
  • Your Phone’s Battery

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So… why DID they remove Master Lepus as the final stage 20 boss from the Springvale Event???

  • 2020 is the Year of the Rat, according to Chinese horoscope only female rabbits are lucky, duh!
  • Classic example of ageism! They replace him with Killhare, who’s gotta be in her early 20s!
  • SG tried to negotiate with him to lower his salary, but he wouldn’t budge. While on the other hand, Chick Jr. is being paid literal peanuts. Selfish!
  • What more did you expect? They already disrespected him by making him so much smaller than all the other heroes!!!
  • So, I pulled Lepus and Killhare both this Springvale. Which one is better for my team, that you know nothing about, and I expect you to give me useful advice specific to my situation or I will flame you to heck
  • I’m F2P and will probably never see Lepus in my account ever, so just go away and let me be happy with my Isarnia and Richard.
  • If someone writes in an option asking for Lepus, Jack and Squire Wabbit to be buffed, or Killhare and Roostley to be nerfed, I swear to the RNG gods…

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None of those… :rabbit:

You forgot one:

  • What do you mean? He’s still there. He got nerfed by SGG so now he’s so tiny you can no longer see him. Where do you think all those extra invisible hits came from?

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Is he a minion now?

  • OMG minion Lepus he’s so cute and fluffy I’m gonna die!
  • OMG invisibility that is so OP!

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Write-in / suggested options are very welcome, if you have any :smile:

  • Master Lepus is not last level because Event was extended and he was too easy to beat by a 4600 Team
  • P2W players were bored, so all normal players cannot end event anymore now
  • Making more and difficult levels will bring more cash for SG

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Sorry, not ridiculous enough.

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What is it with Richard and his “Is Jotunheim the Land of Free Hugs” remark?

  • He’s up to date on his vaccinations, duh. Renewed every 3 years!
  • It’s the culture he’s from! That’s why he gives 3 cheek-kisses to every new hero you summon or train!
  • His parents raised him to believe that physical contact was sissy stuff, and now he’s desperately trying to reclaim his lost childhood!
  • He’s just naturally dense. Too many hammers to the head. Why do you think Vivica and Elena always babysit him?
  • He forgot to attend the Cultural Awareness training session before jumping into the portal. Oohhhh, he’s gonna get it from HR! They’re gonna write to his manager!
  • He can hug me any time. Preferably in his Barbarian costume. And he doesn’t need to shave :wink:
  • Stop laughing! If you understood the way he felt, you would want a hug too! OMG I’m screaming at my cat as I type this, someone please come over and we can talk through the window… I’ll slip you cookies through the mail slot… please…
  • New special skill idea: Free Hug! Enemies get -200% attack, +500 max health, do nothing for 5 turns, and when mana is full they cast DEFECT and join your side! Yeah!

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