The Ridiculous POLL thread

  • Isn’t Mother North already an apron-wearing parent?
  • Isn’t Chef Boldtusk a fast food worker? (not to mention Mother North and her fast-flung porridge)
  • Isn’t Cheshire Cat wearing a 3-piece business suit?

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wow…passive aggressive polls. I like it.

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Hey guys, I am very conflicted and I’m in need of your advice! I’m undecided on which hero I should max next in order to improve my roster! Please help me out before I lose my marbles!

  • Obakan
  • Second Cyprian

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Can I buy a vowel?

  • Yes. That seems perfectly reasonable under the circumstances.
  • No. I love Obakan! His riposte, along with that sexy hair, set my heart aflutter. Quit with the hate!
  • No. Cyprian is the…woman, maybe?..of my dreams when it comes to earning Trap Tools. How dare you, sir!
  • You probably could have snuck this one in as a post, not a poll…but no one wants leprosy or Chikungunya.

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Is @Hrairoo new avatar messing with your head?

  • Yes, I was so used to Guardian Kong loving my every poll
  • Yes, just yes
  • Yes, I loathe rabbits, they make my s*x life looks like the Sahara Desert
  • No, I love bunnies!
  • No, I’m glad she finally left her Gorilla shell to embrace a softer side
  • I don’t really care
  • I don’t have the capacity to form a solid opinion
  • I know she’s still a primate somewhere
  • It doesn’t matter, she makes it up in jokes!
  • Yes, it’s an adorable Easter Egg! That’s the whole point!

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Who is this mystery creature?

  • Inari’s sister-in-law Octari (but she only has 7 arms)
  • D’Aife (Dark Aife, pronounced Davie)
  • Daryl Hannah (poor thing is all washed up)
  • A sea cucumber

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[Edit: I stole dark Aife from @Bruno82]

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Dark Aife all the way!

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Do you think future Brazilian diplomats can ignore the rules of polling and voice their opinion here?

  • Sure, but it’s not diplomatically correct
  • No, he should be disciplined to make it in the diplomacy career
  • It’s fine, but D’Aife is sure gonna waterboard him is his dreams as punishment
  • There’s a price to pay: I need samba lessons
  • Diplomats wannabes… tsk
  • As long as he gives me poll dance dressed in nothing but a loin cloth… maybe
  • Sim, mas informarei tal deslize ao Itamaraty

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Mother North!
20 spoons of porridge.

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Please don’t tell them! :rofl:

(especially with those flat earthers there right now…)

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It is clearly Poseidon’s wife Amphitrite:


She just hates him.

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It doesn’t even remotely look like Pyukumuku, I’m sorry.
I played Pokémon, I know these things are even more disgusting than octopus ladies.
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Yuck.

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How do you like to say Alberich’s name?

  • al-br-ick
  • al-br-ich
  • all-bur-ick
  • all-bur-ich
  • al-bee-rick
  • all-bee-rich
  • I’ll be rich
  • Big Al
  • Albert Rich
  • Dwarf Boi

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None of the above!

Al-Bear-Ick

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It’s Al-barra-barra-barracuda! (dun dudelun dudelun dudelun du Du DU)

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I’m voting Ursula from the little mermaid after a Kale-cleanse.

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AlBee :wink:

20 …richs

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Al-Bear-Ick?
Meh
I’ll-Bear-It

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  • Which
  • Option
  • Would
  • You
  • Choose
  • If
  • All
  • These
  • Were
  • Options

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Result is yodaish :rofl:

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